Growing Up Won't Bring Us Down

YOU don’t have to be perfect to be loved. but I do

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

Realizing the depression is not seasonal is like: Wow! What a beautiful flower! The birds are singing! I sure do love spring! I think I am fundamentally unlovable as a person.

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

ever since i was a child ive had a headache

a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying

Artist

Hmmm i disagree with you but i could not possibly wade through the cranberry bog of my mind to verbalize why

every day it gets harder to have a relaxed jaw and decent posture

tomorrow is not even friday and it’s not even thursday

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

I hate people who call themselves “brutally honest” when really they’re just mean. You don’t need to be brutal to be honest. You can deliver the truth in a way that’s direct yet kind. If you only use the truth to hurt people, that’s not honesty. It’s just being an asshole