what i have learned about ateez in a year
today is my One Year Anniversary of being an atiny. here's everything i know
all them bitches gay
at any given point in time you, as an atiny, can go to sleep and wake up and there will be a new 45 minute video in eyeball quality definition wherein the members of ateez have accomplished levels of insanity previously unthought of. and you just have to accept this
there sure is lore. it's there. they sure do have lore
it kind of tracks that jeong yunho is catholic because there's something inherently deeply evil about him that can only be explained through the ancestral history of schisms and the fact that i think the catholics make you get on your knees to take the jesus cracker. he also has a foot fetish
no matter how hard i try i will never kiss as many boys as jung wooyoung
i cannot stress this part enough. wooyoung's mom and san's mom hang out all the time. san's dad cried when wooyoung got injured. san's dad sent wooyoung's older brother a congratulations card once. wooyoung says san's hometown is his favourite place. wooyoung calls san's dad on his birthday and often enough that it's not out of place. this isn't a fucking joke.
choi jongho should be in a girl group and/or choi jongho should be the romantic lead in a BL and/or choi jongho should be left alone to watch his programs and drink his terra in peace.
they made kang yeosang in the same factory they made the powerpuff girls. i'm fairly certain he's had conversations with shooting stars. the witch that cursed him to human existence forgot about him for a while and is now too embarrassed to take it back. he knows things i can never know and has seen things no one else will ever see. i will protect him with my life
i think these guys make music and tbqh it bangs? has anyone ever listened to it
princess diana and song mingi would have been best friends
every time my decades' worth of mental health treatment and psychiatric regime prevents me from having a manic episode, that energy transfers onto kim hongjoong instead
Do It For Park Seonghwa
there is no twink death like the twink death of choi san
somewhere in south korea, there is a team of editors who has to sort through footage of ateez very consistently. their job is to find footage they can actually use to make content. it is unimaginably difficult. every day, an editor suffers. and for just 10 cents a day--
at the end of they day, they're just 8 guys. 8 friends who are living their dreams together. 8 men who love each other so deeply that, even when they think of doing things alone, they always think about each other. 8 men who signed on for another decade of work. 8 men who want to do this for the rest of their lives. 8 men who say they want to be together in every life. i'm normal about this.
i'm going to be trapped for the rest of my fucking life
