i thought you were like a Dog With a Blog

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

we all have that friend that reminds us of a wretched and despotic boy-king

You have to play portal if you haven’t played it yet thats NOT okay portal 1 is like 4 hours and portal 2 is like 7. How much time do you spend every week scrolling social media. Ok now replace that with thinking with portals. Guess what you just played two 10/10 games and it’s not even Sunday

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

We genuinely need to kill and eat anyone who likes music