yall r slow asf ngl

nothing more disappointing than a shower with low water pressure. i don't want to feel like a wet sad beast left out in the rain i want to be power washed.

ITS BACK. I AM SO EXCITED. ITS BEEN SUCH A LONG DAY AND I LITERALLY CANT WAIT TO READ. thank you so much author i appreciate you!!

Update i rlly enjoyed it u guys should go read this fic!

ITS BACK. I AM SO EXCITED. ITS BEEN SUCH A LONG DAY AND I LITERALLY CANT WAIT TO READ. thank you so much author i appreciate you!!

had a dream last night where marbles were back en vogue and everyone carried their marbles around in cute little pouches that they'd clip onto their backpacks or purse straps or belt loops so they'd always have their marbles on them and your marbles were deeply personal objects that showcased your individual personality and people would get really passionate and proud of them and playing for keeps was a deeply serious and honor-bound affair and i played a game with an old man while waiting for a bus and he told me how he met his wife while playing in a for-keeps tournament and in a miracle shot he knocked out her most precious marble a brilliant sparkling green one with an inside like a geode and when he looked up he found she was crying at its loss and so right there on the spot he proposed to her so that she could divorce him and take it back in the divorce "but in the end," he told me, "she kept me and the marble" and i awoke teary and resentful to be ripped from a fleeting world that had found for itself such a small and beautiful peace

Being aromantic fuckin rules actually. Our flag is sick as hell. Every aromantic deserves 800$ wired directly into their bank account and a cool pair of stompy boots.

deciding whether to use they/them pronouns when you're aroace is kind of hilarious. like, should i just uncheck all the boxes lol. leave the form blank. none of the above

I hate when I tell people I'm aro and they're like "oh no you're gonna die alone :(" you fool. you are an absolute fool like of course I'm not going alone I'm taking someone with me

🍪 -> cookie for the aros because we all deserve it

Cats that look at gay people

slightly out of sync with each other

While I'd love to read it all together i think a slow release would be cool! It'll give me something to look forward to each week :D I'm so excited you're bringing this back 😭😭

@lightningbug04 since you’re the only one who replied then that is what I shall do ❤️

yayy! thank you! if there's a taglist for it, pls add me to it ❤️

he was in arthur.

you’re thinking of Jill Eikenberry; I think this guy was an astronaut of some kind

that’s Neil Armstrong, I thought this guy was in How I Met Your Mother

That’s Neil Patrick Harris. I think this might have been the playwright who wrote The Odd Couple.

That’s Neil Simon. I think this is the musician who wrote Sweet Caroline.

That’s Neil Diamond. I think this is an astrophysicist

That’s Neil deGrasse Tyson. I think this is a river in Egypt.

That’s the Nile; I think this is the Irish guy who made the movies “The Crying Game” and “Interview with the Vampire”.

No no no, that’s Neil Jordan. I think this is the English author who helped write Good Omens.

You’re right! This is Terry Prachet’s tumblr. Good job everyone

This is true.

what were you doing in a falafel

Let a man live