Everything Goes Wrong In The Best Way Possible

go to About:config find media.mediasource.enabled and toggle it to false find media.cache_readahead_limit and change it to 9999 find media.cache_resume_threshold and change it to 9999

additionally if you'd prefer mp4 to webm

also in about:config, find: media.encoder.webm.enabled media.mediasource.webm.audio.enabled media.mediasource.webm.enabled media.webm.enabled and toggle them all to false

note! this will limit video to 1080p

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Bruce wayne - Although he was raised under Jewish practices (like circumcision) I don't think Bruce would be a religious person as he grew and mixed with his cleanliness tendencies he would 100% be trimmed down there...no not shaven cuz where would he get the time to do that.

Clark Kent - Ya'll know the cliche of Clark lasering his beard off yeah.. I like to imagine a groggy Clark in the morning realising the bush has gotten a tad too bushy and just ziiiimm - he likes the tingling sensation.

Dick Grayson - This man defo has happy trail and I think he uses it to his advantage to create all sorts of patterns along with the actual hair down there. Landing strips, sem-shaven HECK he probably has done heart shapes for valentines.

Jason Todd - Get ready to adventure the fucking jungle because Jason Peter Todd was defo the teen to curl his singular chest hair just for the bravado and that need to be persevered as macho remains deep within the adult boy wonder - albeit now hes probably more lazy. Anyways, I'm team red headed Jay so lets just picture a sexy bush of hair that happens to be a hint of strawberry 'blonde'. YES his partner absolutely thought he tried and failed to bleach his pubes but it can all mean nothing~~~

Tim Drake - Bet you though i'd dunk on my man for being UnHyGeNic and a WoRkAhOliC - well yeah. But wouldn't it be funnier to imagine Tim Drake the youngest Gotham ceo, the third boy wonder, the one with intelligence that challenges Ra's Al Ghul..just sitting there with tweezers plucking out his hairs as a stress reliever. 🙌 we've all done it once.

Hal Jordan - Cleannn shaven. Like so clean you can eat off of it (which he has defo made his past partners do).

Wally West - Hear me out...he's obviously too focused on other crap to remember to deal with the forbidden forest but there was defo a time where Wally's deeply internal insecure ahh thought he should clean up his little strawberry patch and what is the best scientifically proven method - wax...Yes this speedy boy dabbled in wax ONCE in his life (he ripped it off so fast he could never turn back).

Roy Harper - defo tries to shave once in a while but is the type to use his face razer until his lover threatened to have balls removed.

Oliver Queen - trimmed -I mean have you seen his immaculate stache??

Ra's Al Ghul - he's probably trimmed and proper but why do I so see his bush being braided and tucked like a second cock...

Riddler - This question mark obsessed fool has his bush carved into the shape of one DUH.

Kyle Rayner - He tries to have pubezilla kept under-wrapped but he thinks the way it curls so nicely is artistic.

John Constantine - wants to magic it away but eh...defo stinks a bit.

Plastic man - tried to shave it and broke so many razor...left nothing but a pool of blood and broken dreams.

J'onn J'onzz - This perfect man will have it anyway you want it to be 🫦

Michael Carter - Waxed 110% and not only is it clean as a baby's forehead but he has his initials right above his sack (why not..).

Harvey Dent - trimmed and clean on one side and bushy on the other...but in the opposite way you'd think.

J'onn: According to the information coming in– Guy: Hey, I can read, y'know. J'onn: Actually, I didn’t.

Guy: Looks like mumbo-jumbo to me, and if I can’t read it I don’t hold to it. Maxima: You can barely read English.

L-Ron: Amazing. Guy: What? L-Ron: That you can pronounce the word "litigious". Guy: Whaddayou talkin' about? I used to be a lawyer. L-Ron: You know... in a bizzare way... that makes sense.

Maxwell Lord: He knows what--? L-Ron: He knows what litigious means. And he can pronounce it. Sue: Guy Gardner? L-Ron: Apparently he was once a lawyer. Sue: Our Guy Gardner--? Maxwell: Please, don't call him that.

Guy: You talk like a moron, pal, buy that don't fool me. Some say I'm stupid, just 'cause of the way I talk.

Clone!Guy: Shut up, you two... or I'll shut you up permanently! Cpt. Atom: Cool it, Gardner. Wonder Woman: Yes, please Guy. These are sensitive negotiations and... Clone!Guy: And what??!! I'm too stupid to understand!!?? Well, I understand one thing, you are all a bunch of morons and pansies!!!

Booster Gold: Suck on this, micro-brain! Guy: Look, just cuz I said I didn't come here to fight... doesn't mean I'm gonna let the likes o' you bulldoze me! I'm sick and tired of you guys acting like you know best -- like you're smarter than me! [...]

Guy as narrator: It's fall in Baltimore. I just turned thirteen. Me and dad are having some quality time. Guy's father while throwing ball at his son: Get your hands out. Get 'em out, dummy!

Guy's father (while hitting 13 years old Guy): STUPID STUPID KID!

This Guy Gardner creature seems uncommonly slow of wit... he shall be much more effective as my pawn!

Deathstroke: Are you brain damaged, or were you born dense? Don't you remember the code we worked out? Guy: Oh, yeah -- the code -- of course I knew that. And watch it, cyclops -- I resent the brain damage comment!

Oberon (in thought): After all this time... I still haven't figure out why we keep that lunkhead around--! [...]

Guy Gardner: Jordan would figure it out. He'd just sit there cool as you please and toss off some "brilliant deduction". But could ol' Guy do it? No. Never Guy. Not the dumb one. But Jordan... he'd just say something like, "anti-oan power must be like anti-matter... exploding when it touches regular oan power". He'd say "being artificial, its power-reserves can't be as vast as oan power. So the explosions would eventually burn it out." He'd come with somethin' like that right off the top. But me... hah! G'nort: Um... Guy? Guy: What? G'nort: You didn't just figure it out... didja? Guy: Are you deaf or what? I just said Jordan could... oh. But... If I'm right... it means I've gotta use my power... and stomach the pain... for as long as it takes. And if I'm wrong... it'll be for nothing. Okay. So let's find out how smart I am.

S.T.A.R. Lab's worker: Wonderful. A hundred Supers in the town and I get the one with room temperature IQ.

Captain Marvel: No Guy! Let Superman use his x-ray vision on it in case it's booby-trapped! Guy:You think you're so smart, don't you, punk?

Hero: No, I'll never join you!

Villain: Okay, then I'll join you!

Hero: I- 🧍🏻What?

Villain: I feel alone okay?! If you don't want to join me I'll join you!

Supervisor: Worker 72094. You failed to meet your quota for 3 weeks in a row now.

Worker 72094: I can explain!

Supervisor: You're clearly burned out. I heard you moved recently. Take a mandatory two weeks paid vacation to readjust and report to me then.

Worker 11335: Is it because I badmouthed the company during lunch?

Shadowy Board Member: That is correct. We are very displeased, Worker 11335...

Worker 100100: What's with the mask?

Of course. All Hopeless Inc. employees are due-paying members of Mindless Drones United.