J'onn: According to the information coming inā
Guy: Hey, I can read, y'know.
J'onn: Actually, I didnāt.
Guy: Looks like mumbo-jumbo to me, and if I canāt read it I donāt hold to it.
Maxima: You can barely read English.
L-Ron: Amazing.
Guy: What?
L-Ron: That you can pronounce the word "litigious".
Guy: Whaddayou talkin' about? I used to be a lawyer.
L-Ron: You know... in a bizzare way... that makes sense.
Maxwell Lord: He knows what--?
L-Ron: He knows what litigious means. And he can pronounce it.
Sue: Guy Gardner?
L-Ron: Apparently he was once a lawyer.
Sue: Our Guy Gardner--?
Maxwell: Please, don't call him that.
Guy: You talk like a moron, pal, buy that don't fool me. Some say I'm stupid, just 'cause of the way I talk.
Clone!Guy: Shut up, you two... or I'll shut you up permanently!
Cpt. Atom: Cool it, Gardner.
Wonder Woman: Yes, please Guy. These are sensitive negotiations and...
Clone!Guy: And what??!! I'm too stupid to understand!!?? Well, I understand one thing, you are all a bunch of morons and pansies!!!
Booster Gold: Suck on this, micro-brain!
Guy: Look, just cuz I said I didn't come here to fight... doesn't mean I'm gonna let the likes o' you bulldoze me! I'm sick and tired of you guys acting like you know best -- like you're smarter than me! [...]
Guy as narrator: It's fall in Baltimore. I just turned thirteen. Me and dad are having some quality time.
Guy's father while throwing ball at his son: Get your hands out. Get 'em out, dummy!
Guy's father (while hitting 13 years old Guy): STUPID STUPID KID!
This Guy Gardner creature seems uncommonly slow of wit... he shall be much more effective as my pawn!
Deathstroke: Are you brain damaged, or were you born dense? Don't you remember the code we worked out?
Guy: Oh, yeah -- the code -- of course I knew that. And watch it, cyclops -- I resent the brain damage comment!
Oberon (in thought): After all this time... I still haven't figure out why we keep that lunkhead around--! [...]
Guy Gardner: Jordan would figure it out. He'd just sit there cool as you please and toss off some "brilliant deduction". But could ol' Guy do it? No. Never Guy. Not the dumb one. But Jordan... he'd just say something like, "anti-oan power must be like anti-matter... exploding when it touches regular oan power". He'd say "being artificial, its power-reserves can't be as vast as oan power. So the explosions would eventually burn it out." He'd come with somethin' like that right off the top. But me... hah!
G'nort: Um... Guy?
Guy: What?
G'nort: You didn't just figure it out... didja?
Guy: Are you deaf or what? I just said Jordan could... oh. But... If I'm right... it means I've gotta use my power... and stomach the pain... for as long as it takes. And if I'm wrong... it'll be for nothing. Okay. So let's find out how smart I am.
S.T.A.R. Lab's worker: Wonderful. A hundred Supers in the town and I get the one with room temperature IQ.
Captain Marvel: No Guy! Let Superman use his x-ray vision on it in case it's booby-trapped!
Guy:You think you're so smart, don't you, punk?
Guy: Geez -- I don't know how I let myself get clobbered like that.
Batman: Don't blame yourself, Guy. It wasn't your fault.
Guy: Say what?
Batman: You can't help it if you're an idiot [...]