Starlight Swordplay Stormgirl

I should start making posts specifically to snipe my one mutual who I know is online rn bc she keeps liking my posts I think that’d be funny

100% hit rate so far

i love "bite me" as a retort. your frustrating me, come put your spit and teeth all over me for it. and maybe lick me a little. because i hate you

little miss baitbait would like to ask you what you’re doing with that fishing rod

I've been trying to do this whole subtle, slowburn corruption arc thing, but the princess got so excited about outfit planning for her heel turn that I got dragged into an admittedly really fun conversation for several hours and we ended up moving up the plans by like a year. Fortunately, this legally counts as instant loss, so the villains association isn't taking away my funding.

if you told fluttershy you were therian youd have to explain it to her and she'd say, "Oh, that's nice." and seem like she didn't get it at first but next time you're at her house she'd set out a bowl of theriotype appropriate food that your body is still capable of digesting and treat you gently like the animal you are and as you eventually go to leave and express your gratitude she would say something like "Of course, this is a safe place for animals of all shapes and sizes." and then maybe a week later the two of you smoke weed and fu

Bite risk? Yeah I sure hope they are

i should call her

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.

a vampire stroking ur [REDACTED] as they’re fangs deep in ur neck. u agree