doth thou even lift

some interesting reviews on amazon for a neodymium magnet, also an actual success story from someone removing a tag!

Like give out a color or subject that is the only thing you can life like

“Lift only purple items” or “Cactus/succulent themed items only” you know? I think it would be fun and a thrill, u feel? Like “bitch I gotta get those cactus erasers to comeplete my haul!!!” Then we come back and share our themed hauls? Not only would it be fun but

like rb and someone send an anon that says a color or theme

She’s also mentally and emotionally abusive as fuck, doing shit like screaming at me because I left a plate in my room overnight. Meanwhile both my brothers have brought ants into the house with their literal piles of food and garbage in their rooms, and the younger who has a cat box in his room has cat shit and piss and litter spread throughout his room. They put literally every chore on my shoulders except my brothers sometimes after a big fight will empty the dishwasher and clean the litter boxes. Sometimes. Every other chore, every errand that needs to be ran, I have to do it.

I’m so sorry the clothing photo is so embarrassingly blurry ///: I didn’t realise until too late bc we are wearing the clothes n shit

Backpack - £18

VS panties - £9, £10.50, £16.50, £10.50

Fishnets - £3

Graphic tee - £8

Skirt - £8

Graphic hoodie - £10

Plaid/chequered trousers - £16.99

Tommy socks - £10

Jurassic world socks - £6

Flowery see through socks - £2

Art dad yellow sweater - £10

Boxers - £24

Alien socks - £12

Coco loco coconut mask - £6.99

Coco loco conditioner - £6.99

Bubble mask - £3

Water bomb jelly mask - £3

Stickers - £1

Washi tape - £1

Pore strips - £1

Candle - £12.40

No7 blemish defence serum - £16

Creme peroxide X2 - £1.99 each

Bleach powder X2 - £4.39 each

Sea mermaid hair dye - £4.50

Cotman watercolours - £28.50

Windsor and newton ink - £4.99

Windsor and newton brushes - £3.75

Bblonde toner - £4.50

Hair dye remover - £6.66

Bubblegum - £1

Chewing gum - £1.50

Pine green crazy colour - £6.98

Creative image platinum - £4.50

Hask argan oil - £2.99

Hask argan oil conditioner - £2.50

John Frieda miraculous recovery deep conditioner - £1.99

Gelly roll pens X2 - £2.35 each

Fitted sheet - £4.50

Fimo soft clay - £14.45

Cherry blossom hand creme - £2

Star LED light - £3

Power bank - £15.99

Glass bottle - £2.49

Headphones - £3.50

Daler rowney ebony sketchbook- £6.40

+ about £10 of unpictured snacks Lol

i KNOW there are a shit-ton of posts out here that tell you not to tag posts, not to leave evidence/packaging, to remove exit data and HOW TO DO SO

My grandma used to save up to get Walmart moisturizer and now she’s using her brand of choice . She fucking loved it. Giving her nice name brand eyeshadow palletes and her Elizabeth arden and Clinique. If I could just lift perfume then she’d be set. And giving her pureology for her hair so she doesn’t have to use suave. Or fucking dish soap since they cut her social security again. And I caught her using dawn dish soap last month and cried and said never again. Never ever afuckingain. And she now has everything she’s ever drooled over from s@llys &ult@. She could open her own damn salon. And she’s started doing her hair again. I’m not going to go into personal details but my grandma has suffered 3 horrible deaths all in the last year and lives alone now.

My look essentials for lifting. Lol, I’m 15 looking 18 all the mf time.

Designer bag!!

Nike/adidas/rich bitch shoes

Or for shoes you can wear Wedges heels

RINGSS AND ACCESSORIES

Hoops (looking older)

Fake tan (gotta look like a rich bitch)

Acrylic nails

A big ass bra to shove shirts in.

Flowy shirt and jeans (make it less noticeable to store shit in there. I STEAL BOTTLES WITH JUST A FLOWY ASS SHIrt)

Put leggings under sweatpants. Dump items in your pants and they won’t fall out Bc of the leggings.

THE CS WILL SUSPECT YOU IF YOU LOOK LIKE A POOR BITCH IN A STORE THAT HAs 80$ JEANS LMFAO.

Unless you’re in Walmart but I’m extra there too.

Makeup:

BITCH DO YOUR DAMN MAKEUP ON FLEEK!! OR NATURAL WHATEVER WORKS.

clearly we have a salty ass anti reblogging our posts and adding replies to them

So like there’s tons of yt clips of CCTV catching people.. All of them show people lifting and looking VERY OBVIOUS.

They show body language of exactly what NOT to do like:

- TOUCHING YOUR FACE

- Rapid movements

- Noticeably bobbing your head up, looking around for SA/LP

- Immediately going to a specific item

- Looking at the item while concealing it

- Speedwalking out immediately after concealing the item

- Eyecontact with the cameras

I went into town today with a pair of scissors and a stitch remover to try out removing tags for the first time ever. 

The leather crop was about $40 from MYER. The tags there are made in a way that makes it really difficult to take off without making a huge hole, but then I found this top and it only had a sticker on the swing tag that I just ripped off. 

The skirt was $60 from General Pants and I’m seriously in love with it! I grabbed two other pairs of shorts along with the skirt and went into the change room, poked a hole with the stitch remover and put the tag in a pair of shorts which I put back in the sale section. 

I haven’t been that nervous in a long time, I’m so relieved that none of the sales assistants tried to talk to me because my voice probably woulda been shakey as hell.