宇宙 ( ap. )

          all his false bravado and anger , but for what? it’s almost as though he wants to live a facade for the rest of his pitiful mortality .   ❛   i didn’t ask fer an apology , ray .  are you happy now?   ❜

          he raises a brow , waiting .

❛  o-oh… then… i’ll say    yes… s…s-sorry…  ❜

MERRY CHRISTMAS and first off I would like to apologize for not talking to you consistently because I for one can’t hold a conversation because I forget shit ??? which isn’t really an excuse BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WORRY ABOUT YOU VERY MUCH AND NOT A DAY GOES BY WHERE AT LEAST 48% OF MY CONCERN IS DIRECTED TOWARDS YOU BECAUSE I CAN’T RISK YOU GETTING SHIT IN THE ASS OR WORSE. I’ll be honest tho you are a kinky fuck and it surprises me because 1) you are a pure angel, 2) your muse is a pure angel, and 3) YOU’RE SO KINDA QUIET LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WHERE DID THIS KINKY SHIT COME FROM … fuck y'know I don’t even remember how we met but I remember the diamond shrek heist and that is by far the best inside joke I have with anyone else because that level of “wtf the fuck” hasn’t been achieved yet with anyone else and I think that’s beautiful. In commemoration of this event I would like to bestow upon you the entire Bee Movie script but …. SIG H … I’m lazy and a shitty friend you must realize

but on a more serious note I HOPE YOU HAVE A BETTER HOLIDAY THAN YOU MIGHT BE EXPECTING and if not well … it’s the thought that counts … doesn’t amount to jack shit in the end but … ssshh it’s the thought that counts … idk we need to Communicate more often ( ASSUMING THAT I CAN, IN FACT, MANAGE IT BECAUSE IT’S NOT YOUR FAULT AT ALL I DO THIS ALL THE TIME I’M AN ASSWIPE ). Between you n’ me … Ray is probably one of my most favorite ocs ever and I could listen to you rant forever if you would be so inclined … because I love Ray … like if she had a fanclub I would probably be her #2 greatest fan … because she’s an angel and deserves all the good things in the world … anyway fuck I’m ranting but I hope you can glean out of this trainwreck the sentiment I was trying to impose lAU GHS EXPRESSING EMOTIONS IS FUCKIN BULLSHIT

tl;dr don’t die we still need to fucking plan the heist because that was my only gift I was planning on giving you and if I can’t manage that then I’m gonna look like a Huge Ass and I MUST IMPRESS YOU FOR YOU ARE MY FRIEND AND DANK MEMES ??? YEAH