$525.

i got all those clothes in one fell swoop, into a medium size bag and folded into my outfit and that’s … honestly a fucking accomplishment

end of august haul! 👼🏻

some of this is over the past two weeks and some is more recent. my biggest haul yet! i’ll add in a few things i learned over the month at the end <3

urb@n 0utfitt3rs:

floral cropped sweatshirt - $69

venus eyeshadow palette - $38

lime crime metallic velvetine - $20

mario badescu drying lotion - $17

n0rdstr0m:

new boyfriend jeans - $85

tom ford shimmering body oil - $100

Iu$h:

sea spray hair mist - $17

honey trap lip balm - $7

mask of magnaminty - $46

ocean salt face scrub - $38

bIo0mingdaIes:

calvin klein panties - $20

dark pink lace panties - $34

polka dot floral panties - $25

calvin klein padded bra - $36

calvin klein mesh bralette - $36

total = $532

ok so a few things…

1) lush is crazy difficult, especially for newbies like me. the store is so small and mine has no bottom shelves so i can’t make a blind spot by bending down or anything. this was the first time i’ve gotten nervous enough that my hands start shaking so all in all i don’t recommend it.

2) bloomingdales was hella sus. i probably got this lucky bc it was the end of the day so nobody really paid attention to us but the way all the different areas are separated is so weird and we got hella side eye from the sa. did manage to snag some earrings that aren’t pictured tho. p.s. they have rfid’s under the stickers on the tags of the bras

3) urban outfitters is laughably easy, they forgot to tag the sweatshirt and i was so excited. i just have to remember not to get too cocky, especially when i get my magnet lmao

4) nordstrom is kind of sus, especially in the makeup department where they’ll most likely be up your ass for the entire time you’re there. also most of the makeup and stuff isn’t displayed unless it’s a sample. i walked out of there with the tom ford body oil shoved down my shorts lmao

i don’t post 90% of my hauls so instead here’s some boosting inspo for the newbies (:

black friday is very stressful and stores will be bringing in lots of SAs and LP, so i made this masterpost so that u babies can stay safe!!! many people say not to lift on black friday, and i personally wouldn’t recommend it– but if you’re going to, at least take precautions. 

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OH FUCKING BOY So I was getting g groceries and gonna walk out right? All the normal stuff I’m doing, the Eco bags, everything. I go to walk out with an old receipt in hand and “on my phone”

This guy probably in his 40s is a Walmart greeter just doing his job and he stopped me and demanded to check my receipt. I denied A- Because I was shoplifting and B- because I knew that its perfectly legal for me to deny. They can’t force me to hand over that slip of paper unless it was a club store (Sam’s club) so I said, no thank you.

yes! i am! i am nervous literally all the time!!!