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If Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos got to becoming the richest man in the world by exploiting over 90000 employees, Iâm allowed to commit petty theft.

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When frank iero said âim a thief but my taste is so refinedâ i felt that
emo lifters rise up!!
LP needs to chill
So, I was just leaving the home improvement store that shall remain nameless. Rarely go there, never lifted there. As I was leaving, LP (a middle aged dude and a huge woman) stops me and asks for the stuff in my bag. I didnât lift anything so I was confused. I said, âI think you have the wrong personâ. The man freaks out ad threatens to call police and the chick claims she can see the outline of stolen items in my bag. Now Iâm feeling bitchy and decide to take these asshats for a ride. So I turn on my heel and head towards my car. They start talking about get my license plate number, blah blah blah. I turn and say, âYou know, Iâd love to see the video you allegedly have of me stealing because I have NOTHING in my bagâ and I open my bag, tip it, and shake it. All that falls out is my wallet and a lip balm. I shake it again to make a point. Then I say, âYou can expect a call from my lawyer.â Their faces are ghost white. I get in my car and leave. I actually LOVE being accused of stealing when Iâm not.
I would have loved to see their faces holy shitÂ
Who the fuck do they think they are lmao
Actually bring it up to hr and youâll most likely be compensated and the lp will be reprimanded. I personally wouldâve let them detain me and sued because why not? Get that bank girl donât let these lp go free
A small rant
I loved the lifting community a year ago but the quality of content has really gone down. I liked seeing new tips and tricks but my dash is just full of hauls. Donât get me wrong, I love a good haul, but the haul isnât what I care about.
Sugaring 101: Upping your bedroom game with some sensuality and simple escort tricks.
*** Warning: Only try this with the sugardaddies you actually like and feel some attachment too. And definitely trust ***
Please heed the warning or you will crash and burn if you attempt the following.
PREPARE YOUR MEETING PLACE: If youâre regularly meeting at a hotel room, get daddy to get you a prepaid card so that you can go ahead and rent the room ahead of your visit. This will save him the trouble of doing it and allow you a chance to control your interaction. A lot of escorts do this for that very same reason: control. Â For him, the businessman or exec whoâs dealing with all kinds of shit this takes some pressure off him. What you have to understand about a successful man is that heâs always under pressure. Heâs getting beat to shit daily from work, life, and home and heâs probably middle-aged meaning half of daddyâs life is already gone. Daunting. You need to be the calming voice in his life. When he gets there, of course be in your best lingerie, smelling good, etc, with the sheets pulled back on the bed. Or, answer the door naked, in a pair of red bottoms, etc. Or, ask to keep one of his ties for a souvenir on a previous date and when your next visit at the room arrived, have it on and nothing else.
If you host your visits at your residence, then ask daddy what kind of snack he likes. Fruit? Have some strawberries or grapes waiting for him when he comes over. He likes wine, etc.,? Have a glass poured. You can enjoy glass too. Its ok. If you have a problem drinking with daddy, refer to my warning above. :)
RELAX HIM: Give daddy a massage. Not an hour, just 10 minutes to break him down. This is a good time to ask for shit. If he has dry skin, bring some oil in your purse. First rub his back, making sure youâre getting in between those shoulder blades, etc. Skip the legs, lower torso etc. Unnecessary. Heâs tense from meetings and conference calls all day. Turn him over and rub him briefly on his chest before you work your way down to his love zone. Rub his dick and donât forget the boys. When heâs nice hard, start fellatio (if you do fellatio). Â If he doesnât want a massage or doesnât have time thatâs cool. You need to put it out there anyway.Â
Time taken: 7 - 10 minutes
LAY YOUR HEAD ON HIS CHEST: After sex, cuddle up next to him and lay your head on his chest. If he has little or no hair this will be easy. If heâs a hairy bastard you might find another place to lay your head but the goal is to cuddle him. Use the hair to your advantage and play with it as you lie there. Twist it in your fingers or some shit. Make him feel like he just pleased you in every way possible. He probably didnât, but itâs all about the fantasy. This is easy to do if you like him. Refer to my warning above! Say something meaningful like, âThat was good daddy.â Â If you have psychological hang-ups about calling him daddy then say âThat was good baby..â Â or âMmmm I needed that.â All too often chicks are just lying there side by side with him in her own world. You can remain in your own world just do it cuddling him. This is also a good habit to have when you get married. :)Â
Time taken: Not applicable
CLEAN HIM UP: Grab a warm damp warm towel, and remove the condom. Wipe up his penis and go put the condom in the toilet. If no condom was used, you can still clean him up if his penis is about stick to his leg. If  heâs caught off your guard, or ask what youâre doing, tell him âIâm just taking care of you daddyâŚâ I got this one from several Escorts Iâve seen over the years. Trust me. You want some brownie points? Try it a few times. You can even be cute about it and say, âGosh, you had a lot in there.â Or my FAVORITE ââŚ.I see youâve been saving up for me. You had a lot!â The latter is perfect for you babies seeing daddy once a week. When youâre done cleaning him up, lay back on him. This is also another good time to ask for shit.Â
Time taken: 30 - 45 seconds
TASTE IT: Now I might lose a few of you here but itâs my duty to put it out there anyway. Â While you cleaning him up, put a forefinger in your mouth and say, âMmm you taste good.â He might pass the hell out. If youâre good at this he wonât know you donât actually have some cum on your finger. Hopefully, some of you catch what I mean on the latter. :) Or, if you swallow anyway then nothing is wrong with a little protein on your finger and tasting it.
Time taken: Â 2 seconds
PUT HIS SHIRT ON: If youâre going to be in the hotel room awhile, try this one out. This will kill him. If he wears good smelling cologne capitalize on it. With the shirt on, pull the collar up to your nose and say, âMmm I love your smell daddyâŚâ You wonât be lying if he wears good cologne. Chances are you already noticed his cologne but you were too much of a bitch to say you smell good. This is the sexiest shit EVER though. Nothing cuter than your 110, 120, 150 lbs ass in his big ass shirt. One of my previous sugarbabies used to do this. Drove me crazy.
Oh and congratulations!!!! Now heâs going to be thinking about you the rest of the day. Youâve inadvertently left your perfume on his shirt. Now heâs gonna be smelling your pretty little ass the rest of the day. Just donât leave any lipstick!
Take a selfie with the shirt on. Send it to him days later in between your visits.
Time taken: 10 seconds to put on his shirt. Time elapsed before he wants to take it back off and fuck again: 60 seconds. Likelihood of you getting that Celine purse: High.
HELP HIM GET DRESSED: This one is especially important for the busy executive, businessman or man that works in a professional setting and heâs on his lunch break, or on his way home to his vanilla life. No, donât help him pull his trousers up. But you can help with the belt as you kiss him on the chest. Iâm saying as he buttons his shirt, go help him. Help him button the ones on his sleeves as well. And most important help put his tie back on and straighten it and his collar afterwards. Then finish it with a kiss. If you donât get a chance to do all that, then collect his shoes and socks and bring them to him. Donâtâ try and put those on - thatâs just corny. Youâll love his reaction I promise.
Time taken: 30 â 45 seconds
CUDDLE HIM: Recently, I learned something about myself. I read somewhere that one of the reasons why I cheat is because I as a man want to be cuddled and held. I thought this was bullshit but itâs quite true.  I know this is contrary to all the SD advice youâve been getting but take it from a long standing member of the sugar community its true. Iâll explain this one better by giving a real life example. Now when I would first come over, Nebraska and I would sit on her bed and talk and sheâd find some way to wrap her legs around and hug me like I was her long lost boyfriend. I was going through some things and it felt good for somebody in this world to seemingly take an interest in my plight. Then, sheâd just sit there and stare at me like I was a big piece of steak. Staring at my mouth. When Iâd talk too long sheâd start taking off my clothes. While she was getting me undressed, she was always say one of these 3 things:  â I know you didnâtâ come here to do all that talkingâŚâ or âYou just gonna talk?â or my favorite âOr we gonna fuck or not daddy?â One day, after sex I was sitting on the bed and she climbed on the bed, sat down behind me so that I was in between her legs. As I was talking so she kissed me gingerly on my back and also laid her head on my back as we talked.  This shit made me feel like a king. When Nebraska and I ended our arrangement she said, âWell I was actually genuinely interested in youâŚâ This is why I mentioned only try these techniques when you have some type of genuine attraction to daddy. Its easier to do and you wonât be faking which will speak volumes.
Time taken: none. You were going to be doing all this talking anyway, just on one side of the bed or side by side as you sat on the bed. The difference here is youâre cuddling him while you do it. Â
Now, Iâm about to drop half of you right here.
LET HIM CUM TWICE: Youâre laying there in his arms, listening to his bullshit. Reach down and play with his love while heâs talking. After a moment ask, âYou got another round in you daddy?â Regardless of his answer, go down and start blowing him again. It should be cleaned if you followed my advice earlier â clean him up. Anyway, if he said no, heâll appreciate your dedication and let you try and revive him before he stops you. If he says yes, then its self explanatory. Â Relax though. Your middle-aged daddy most likely wonât have a second round in him anyway. This METHOD is extremely effective with the sugarbabies that only see their daddy once a week. Â But, for other arrangements its works quite well too. Â
A lot of chicks are jumping up, cleaning up and rushing out the door, saying how you have so much to do today. Nothing kills a relationship like feeling like youâre being used (even though you actually are!). But remember, you want him around awhile. This is definitely a powerful tool to make that happen. Sends a clear signal that youâre all about pleasing him. (I hope the latter doesnât get me in trouble). Trust me. An extra several minutes is cheap time to spend if you knew youâd be getting another 4 - 6 months out of daddy.
Time taken: 5 â 7 minutes
FINISHING TOUCHES: Put the finishing touches on it. When youâve helped him finish getting dressed, and you know heâs on his way back to work or back to business, when he heads out the door say something encouraging like, âGo getâem baby.â Or if he told you about some crap going on at work, take the opp to regurgitate it. âFuck Bob. Heâs an asshole. You should have got the promotion.â blah blah. You get the point. The latter can be applied even as you both do a last kiss before you head out the door. Again, itâs all about the finishing touches.
Time taken: 2 seconds
I know some of you are saying, âI ainât doing all that shit.â But remember you are selling a fantasy. Youâre giving the most precious part of your body away. Only to have your average sugardaddy relationship end in 2 to 3 months? All because heâs had his fill of your kitty. I assure you incorporating these techniques into your visits with daddy will go a long way and add months onto your relationship. This will help keep him coming back for more and more. Another way to put it, why not hook daddy for several months or even a few years and milk him dry (no pun intended) with just a few extra things?
I put the time on the end of these sections to show how long these little techniques actually take. Like I always say just a little extra goes a LONG way. These simple yet EXTREMELY effective techniques WILL prolong your sugar relationship. So why not incorporate them into your experience? I GUARANTEE daddy will respond to this stuff. I know because Iâve had it all done to me before and it blew me away then and it blows me away now as I type!
Damn Iâm horny now. And my visit with sugarbaby isnât for a few days.
Time to close the office door and get in a little pornhub and redtube.
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When youre scoping things to lift and you find the perfect thing but it says âOnline Onlyâ
Fucking mood
me with the latest tom ford perfumeÂ
đĽđťđšđˇBOOZY LIFTING TIPSđˇđšđťđĽ
hello, my sweet babies!! hereâs a post that hopefully will turn into a flourishing thread because it needs to be addressed! for any of my minors out there, BE MINDFUL that by law you arenât supposed to consume alcohol under the age of 21 (but whoâs stopping you amiright?!)âŚlet alone lift it (even better lol)!! regardless, take all of this info with a grain of salt and stay safe, lovelyâs!!
đˇKnowing your advatanges/disadvantages:đˇ
Itâs no secret that alcohol is constantly being watched by LP. Even in âlow securityâ stores that appear to have little/no surveillance, there is usually at least one camera ALWAYS pointing toward the booze because they expect you to steal it. So, you should first really look at yourself and check for any of the following:
âRED FLAGS (Disadvantages):
- being under 21 yrs (duh)
- LOOKING like your under 21 yrs⌠^these first 2 disadvantages are HUGE and should not be looked over. pls be careful
- Having a bad habit of leaving/returning constantly to the same area very quickly
- Having a large, black bag OR BACKPACK (donât fkin do this bro your ass will get watched like a hawk)
- Picking up too many other things
- Being Sus before even getting to the booze isle
- Being a suspect from previous lifting trips (if youâve been hella sussed before and you think theyâll remember your face, bag, liscense plate, or if they took and hung a picture of you in the back blah blah blah)
If any of the above might be of concern to you, try your best to change these red flag or avoid lifting alcohol all together. better safe than sorry, ESPECIALLY MINORS.
âď¸That being said, here are some POINTERS (Advantages):
- Appearing older or having a more professional physique (look mature, but not overly standoutish)
- WALKING WITH PURPOSE. if you walk shy and timid, they will watch you more closely oml
- Get in the habit: Check prices, Read Labels, Dont act skiddish, Seem like a shopper
- Very experienced with: walking and concealing, lighting concealing, recognizing VERY GOOD blind spots
đˇKnowing your boozeđˇ
This might seem redundant, but itâs actually very important: different kinds of alcohol will be much harder to lift compared to others. For example, the next time you visit your local grocery store or whatever, take a look at the placement of not only the cameras, but also the alcohol!!! Wines and Wine Coolers tend to be or appear to be less directly watched (eg. theyâre on the end of the isle, on a display thatâs not being seen by the camera from one side, or on a display in a main isle thatâs not near a camera). Here are some things Iâve picked up:
***GENERALLY**** Less Surveillance On:
- WINE (mf NUT)
- Wine Coolers
- Boxed Wine
- Cheaper beers
- Alcohol âaccessoriesâ (Marg mix, mixers, ect)
***HIGH SURVEILLANCE***** (i have not even tried these)
- Hard Liquor
- Expensive Wines/Beer Cases
- Champaign
- Rums (sigh)
My general rules of thumb when determining MY PERSONAL OPINION of whatâs high or lower surveillance:
- is it available at a common grocery store?? WINE: duh, therefore itâs less ârareâ and in my experience, less watched HARD LIQUOR: no, sadly; therefore, itâs a high budget item sold at special stores almost exclusively and will be highly surveiled
- how many are available? Again, wine is legit everywhere
- in less surveilled stores, is this item directly monitored by a camera?? In A FEW** of my local grocery stores AND gas stations, wine has been out of the way of cameras and sometimes even the liquor isle all together
** DO NOT visit one store and assume that because a certain drink is directly surveilled or not, itâs like that everywhere; scope out many locations (grocery stores, gas stations, convenience stores, ect) and try to figure out some rules specifically for you and your local boozey drinks!!
đˇBEFOREđˇ
Before you go over to that isle for the LOVE OF ALL THATS GOOD AND HOLY, identify ALL cameras, ALL SAs or customers that may be near the area, ALL blind spots, ect. this part is crucial, babies
đˇCONCEALINGđˇ
After considering all of the above and really taking your time with it, itâs time to get to work!! Like weâve said a million times, booze is hard to lift but itâs possible. You may have to tweak some of your own concealing techniques because of alcohols difficulty to get away with. Here are a few of my personal favorite ways to conceal:
- Grab a bottle very discretely. While walking away from the camera, slowly and carefully move your arms in from of your body and quickly put the bottle in your purse without large movements. The camera will more than likely just see you walking away harmlessly with your bottle!! Be sure to walk to an area without a camera so it wonât see your empty hands after immediately leaving the isle.
- Scope out some bottles and look very interested in reading and pricing. With your body facing away from the camera and your purse by your side, either pop one bottle in very smoothly with one hand while âdigging for a bottle at the back of the shelfâ; OR grab a few in your basket and conceal one while walking away
- IF YOU LOOK OLDER, grab a few in your basket and shop around, them pop some in your bag in isles with no cameras (if you are/ look young, they will wonder why you have that much alcohol in the first place)
- If the bottles are on a display table, walk past the table with your back to the camera and grab one VERY DISCRETELY while walking if youâre sure that no customers are coming toward you. Conceal in from of your body to block from camera (personal fave)
- You can plop them in a reusable grocery bag too⌠i prefer that over a purse sometimes
In Conclusion: Be fast, Be smooth, Be Discrete, BE CONFIDENT
đˇTIPSđˇ
Alright guys, things to from this post and my personal tips and tricks:
- smaller (NOT MA & PA STORES) grocery stores, gas stations, and convenience stores in your area are safer bets. WĂĄĹmârt, târgĂŞt, çvĹ, Ect. will be harder to lift from because of their technology and $$. they can afford more LP and more surveillance in alcohol so I honestly wouldnât mess with them at all (although my local CVĹĄ is easy for me because of its setup). Stick with more run down and smaller stores, but pls donât take from personal businesses guys!
- Hard liquor is going to be hard regardless. Liquor stores are nuts yo
- BEST TIP: go to a grocery store WITHOUT TOWERS. Yes, they exist. Thatâs another reason I love smaller chain grocery stores. That way you donât have to stress about tags or stickers⌠one less thing to worry about! **BE AWARE some places may have hidden towers, but smaller chain grocery stores and gas stations probably donât js. Thatâs why we scope places out multiple times before we lift! just use your noggin, think about it a store could really afford hidden towers, cams, ect⌠be smart!
- GLASS MAKES HELLA LOUD SOUNDS. Either only take one glass bottle or be sure to bring a shirt or so
thing to wrap/separate the bottles so they donât clink (id do this in the bathroom tbh)
- DO. NOT. DROP. THE BOTTLE.
- DO. NOT. DROP. YOUR BAG.
- Donât so this frequently please!! be safe yâall
- Minors: being caught with alcohol is another offense on its own. Especially in your car. Please, do not have alcohol or anything like that in your car because you will get fucked up if police find it. Try to get it off your person as fast as you can when you get home!!
- OVERCONSUMING ALCOHOL IS DANGEROUS TO THE BODY & CAN INFERFER WITH SOME MEDICATIONS & DONT DRINK N DRIVE & DONT DRINK IF YOUR PREGNARANT ECT (i had to put the warning)
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This is not for everyone, but for those who are interested/ capable⌠I hope this helps!! Remember, alcohol is high theft and will be watched, but weâre smart!! leave more tips & comments below!!
**These are all my own ***PERSONAL*** tips and experiences, everyoneâs situation is different; donât be mean to me pls
donât let this flop oml it took forever to type!!
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brain: i have 5 of this exact shade of eyeshadow already
crow brain: steal the pretty shiny
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brain: i have at least 30 sweaters i never wear and have to keep in a trash bag under my bed
crow brain: steal the warm snuggly
when someone walks past you as youâre about to conceal
GO AWAE
OH MY GOD!!! WHAT!! HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS!!!!!!
PSA
U1ta is really cracking down hard on lifting. can we all agree to stop lifting there until the employees get comfortable and lax with the new policies? itâll make the idiot ones who deserve to be caught get caught and weâll be scotch free.
honestly i totally agree. if we ease off for a little while then thereâs at least a chance theyâll lighten up

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a psa to a lot of people on this website
shhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhh shhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhh
i have more lotion & panties than i know what to do with tbh // also those jeans were $60 and they dont even have real pockets tf?? they are super comfy though lmao
This haul is super cute! đđ
This is lifting luck jasper. Every reblog charged his luck.
WALMART ???
?????? This is so ominous and terrifying
Here, guys. Letâs temporarily extinguish the controversy. Whether youâre anti-Selma or pro black bag, whether you stuff that magnet in your bra or up your ass, we can all bond over the fact that NONE of us are stupid enough to go lifting with this bag. There ya go. Weâre all super smart!
Now shut up.
If you donât lift with this bag, youâre a pussy.
ok but think about it! this shit is in fashion right now. imagine: you go lifting with a clear bag. you conceal on person. someone is sus you stole but looks at your bag and sees no product inside. as long as you donât act sus and your clothes arenât baggy iâd assume youâre pretty much in the clear
Actually, I once lifted with my clear plastic bag before. It was probably the easiest lift Iâd ever done because who really suspects a lifter to have a clear bag?
If youâre wondering what stores I hit up, I went to ON, W@lm@rt, T@rg3t and U|t@. Lol

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Summer Lift Listâď¸đ¤đź
-cute bikinis
-tinted sunglasses
-soft beach towel (my current one is super scratchyđ)
-white pleated skirt
-pink water bottle
-big tote
-white birks
-tye dye kits
-silky robes
-big floppy hat
-loose flowy camisoles
-adorable matching pj sets
-light wash ripped jeans
-cute summer themed ballerina socks
-vs pink spring break undies (bitch they are cute as FUCK)
-gladiator sandals
-more flowy shorts!!!
-nice beach cover ups
-a sailor themed outfit (red shorts, striped navy top, etc)
Gonna add to this
- bug repellant
- bandaids
- Nail polish
- Hand cream
- blister patches
- hair bows
- dainty necklaces
- room decor
- snacks
- gum
- lip balm
- Strapless bras
Have a nice summer guys!
â˘A good tinted face moisturizer with SPF
â˘flowy AF dresses.
â˘a good overall sunscreen! Reapply yalllll
â˘SPF chapstick lol
â˘bright pink high end lipsticks!
â˘exfoliating scrubs and razors (if you choose to use them)
â˘finger nail decal stickers
â˘disposable cameras (to develop the pics it usually costs about $20, but you can always take the pics and wait to develop them until you have some money!)
â˘tasty drinks and fruit.
â˘silky sleep shorts
â˘shimmery tank tops.
Can we start a themed lifting game?
Like give out a color or subject that is the only thing you can life like
âLift only purple itemsâ or âCactus/succulent themed items onlyâ you know? I think it would be fun and a thrill, u feel? Like âbitch I gotta get those cactus erasers to comeplete my haul!!!â Then we come back and share our themed hauls? Not only would it be fun but
a e s t h e t i c lmao