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me when i get detained by security for committing literal crimes

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small lift but first one in a month or two? i went to a spot ive been to but never lifted from so yeah ^_^
Might be controversial but it has to be said
You’re not supporting a Mom and Pop place by not shoplifting from them… you support a Mom and Pop place by buying from them.
anything you have to pay for should be local
@sheeplofting thanks! This is exactly what I’m talking about lol. I wasn’t careful!

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Guysssss it’s been over a year since I’ve been in and people are STILL reblogging from outside the community?!? please y’all. I love you. I care about you. Let’s not start this shit again by getting outside attention.
Hi. I lifted salami from trader joes today and now I have to eat all of it because I stupidly didn't realise that my mom would wonder where the salami came from if I put it in the fridge so now I'm in my room with a loaf of fancy local salami.
Literally tell her you bought it?
I love this story
“how do I hide my stolen salami from my parents” is now one of my favorite anonymous liftblr questions 😂👏
This is perfect.
Oh honey
Not getting specific but recently finished school for something beauty related and seeing the “skin care” yall lift makes me sad.
Please treat your skin Better than than apricot scrub. Stop using cleansers with those plastic beads. Your skin deserves better and if you can lift hundreds of $$ worth of makeup you can snag a half decent cleanser and hydrator.
And for the love of all things good, grab yourself a nice SPF. That 40$ foundation can’t hide all that sun damage and the wrinkles that follow.
Lmao literally tho. the people over at r/skincareaddiction all rant and rave against the apricot scrub and they’re soooo right (and tbh of you want to know the good skincare shit to lift instead? Go check with them lol)
some of yall bout to be real mad at me, but it must be said
crime isn’t a replacement for having hobbies or a personality
U exposed me for being a bland thief🥶
me at a mall today that I’ve never liïftęd from before & wont be going back to for awhiiiille:

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I switched my shoes that didn’t fit with a different pair that I wanted and they’re still there lmaogkdhdgfhks
NOBODY’S NOTICED MY OLD ASS SHOES IM DEAD
HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAH
can some1 explain the rubber band method to me i’m still kinda new here
u shoot the rubber band at all SA, rob the store and run out there
It’s back
please enjoy this meme i made
it really confuses me that anti-lifters are typically right wing because their main defense is that we’re hurting minimum wage workers and yet they don’t support anything that would improve the lives of minimum wage workers.
ZING!!!!
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So my last post went over great, so I put together some info based on the questions I got xoxo
Excuse my design skills, I’m a lifter not a designer.
This is also based on my own time and my own experiences only
Let me know your thoughts and if anyone wants anything else covered :)
This is the kind of useful info that makes Liftblr great.
holy shit??¿ this is the greatest most smart post ever, i can’t wait for an oppprtunity to put this info into practice :0
ive been waiting for someone to talk about this & im not disappointed in the slightest

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WE GOT ANOTHER ONE, BOYS