life's a bitch.

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

the only sexy shakespeare characters are lady macbeth, mercutio, and puck. those are the only characters i’d get down and dirty with

i’m not calling horatio ugly. he’s not sexy, he’s just a very polite gay man. he possesses a very gentle breed of handsomeness. send tweet

this is allowed to get notes but if ANY of you insist that hamlet is sexy i’ll flip my lid

i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that

i don’t wear glasses but this post put things in perspective more than anything else ever has

There have been at least 4 gator sightings (all of which were pets btw) in Michigan this year and I have to think that Michiganders are just really obsessed with alligators

if you read this you’re gay

The angle of this photo implies that OP is part of the aforementioned crowd.

who do you think started the mothman chant