Sam

yo ur honor i did not put that q tip in my ear

i just realized that the typo in this post still works Bc now it looks like i’m saying “yo, your honor” …. this is so aewesome

a man so. so very boobless and assless that you could. you could probably use him as a bookmark even. if you so desired

I was just at the street and I found one of my old classmates and we talked for a minute. And then she asked me if I had a boyfriend and I said “No, I'm a lesbian” and then she was like “Oh, that's so great. I wish I was a lesbian so I wouldn't have to date guys” and I was going to roll my eyes when she kept saying “like I don't even like it when I kiss guys, I kinda find the idea of having sex with almost disgusting, doing it with girls sounds way better” and I was like. Girl. How do I break this to you

Update: she figured it out