*Mac and Jack on a date*
Jack: can I get a milkshake with two straws?
Mac: that’s so romantic
Jack: [chugging milkshake through makeshift straw tusks] were you thaying thomething?

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*Mac and Jack on a date*
Jack: can I get a milkshake with two straws?
Mac: that’s so romantic
Jack: [chugging milkshake through makeshift straw tusks] were you thaying thomething?

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Mac: this is great.
Jack: you've never used a gun before, huh?
Mac: [throwing another gun at the target] I need more guns
IMAGINE BOZER SAYING THIS TO MAC about Jack
Jack: road work ahead?? Uh, yeah, I sure HOPE it does!
Mac: please stop saying that every time you see that sign. It’s giving me anxiety.
Jack: anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!
Riley: Jack.

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Jack: but seriously, I have no idea what to do
Jack: ... oh wait!
Jack: Yahoo answers
Bozer: on to plan G
Cage: there’s a plan G? How many plans are there? Do you have like, a plan M?
Mac: yeah, but Jack dies in plan M
Riley: I like plan M
Bozer: how about this? Is this a panic room?
Mac: Boze, every room you’re in is a panic room
Jack and Riley: *fighting behind counter*
Bozer: can I get a waffle... can I PLEASE get a waffle
Riley: you don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl.
Jack: I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Bizer could fight in that dress either.
Bozer: probably not. But I would make a radiant bride

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Jack: my heart says yes but Matty, Mac, and Riley say no
Riley: hello, people who definitely do not live here
Jack: hey
Bozer: hello
Mac: hi
Riley: y'know, I gave you that spare key for emergencies only
Jack: we ran out of cheetos
rude.
*new year's eve*
Jack: *well before midnight* y'know, I haven't showered since last year
Mac: I believe you
Jack: I got this boneless gun
Mac: Guns don't have bones
Jack: That's why it's boneless?

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Cage: You're making me claustrophobic.
Bozer: What does claustrophobic mean?
Jack: It means she's afraid of Santa Claus.
Cage: No, it doesn't.
Bozer: HO! HO! HO!
Jack: Stop it Bozer! You're scaring her!
Hi, yes, all I want for Christmas is those bobbleheads of Mac and Jack thanks!