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“You were a shooting star amongst ordinary stars.” -Jack (1996)
R.I.P Robin Williams
Thank you.
Men are so fuckin weak dude I swear. Women are out there grindin like nothing’s wrong while bleeding out of their vaginas 7 days a month, cramps so bad we can barely function, pushing a human out of our hoohas, taking pills that fuck with our horomones just so you can hit it raw and you have the damn nerve to judge the size of our hips that have birthed the civilizations of the world like they were made to be admired by you? No. Next time you get flicked in the balls I don’t wanna hear u talk about how it’s so much harder being a man. Damn. Shout out to women. Don’t let men tell you shit.
“I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD”
I HATE MY GOTHIC HAMSTER
I NEED IN MY COFFEE SOME SUGAR
I CAN MAKE ALL THESE HAND MOTIONS
I DEMAND ALL THE DAMN SHOE
I MADE DOGS SOME SOUP
I AM NOT CABBAGE STEW
I'm space car, damn it, too!
concept: a bath but like. the water never get cold.
A heated tub.

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why does chad just carry a basketball to every class
like, he genuinely does not have any school supplies
chad u ok
chad
chad you’re a junior in high school this is not ok
Ball is life
Is no one going to mention the three watches on his wrist…….
And yet he kept asking "what time is it?" I don't think he ever learned how to tell time.
i swear to god, men raising their voice is the most terrifying thing in the whole world. they dont understand, like its an immediate panic response, game over
I actually had no idea women found this so scary
my downstairs neighbors fight on a regular basis, and every time he starts yelling i’m a little afraid he’s going to kill her. i have no reason to think this except that he is a man and he is angry
My math teacher has a loud voice and a temper and he scares the living shit out of me almost everyday. He’s made me and other kids cry more than once and he and his teacher buddies make a joke out of terrifying students.
this was women in general? i knew my gf didn’t like it but I was unaware if this affected most women
Yes, it does
As a woman, I had no idea it effected other women like this. I was too afraid to even talk about it. I thought I was weak. Thanks for bringing attention to this.
My dad has a horrible temper and when he yells it scares me and my mother both badly. He got into such a hissy fit over one of the cats while my moms friend was over, and her friend said that it brought on her abuse PTSD. He’s horrid.
any guy comes along and gets loud, boom, instant shutdown. Lights are off, nobody’s home, ready to leave the building
Women are raised on horror stories of how dangerous the world is for us. We’re told not to ride too far on our bikes because there have been so many cases of grown men snatching little girls off the side of the road. Our mothers tell us not to wander away when we’re out shopping because someone could grab us, and if we don’t listen and go off on our own our mother’s panicked response when they find us confirms that we were in real danger. When we get a little older and start going out on our own we’re given countless lectures about how many women get attacked every year, often by people they know and are close with, to instill in us a need to be constantly vigilant about our own safety. This creates an automatic response. When a male starts getting aggressive our subconscious reminds us that we could end up a statistic, we could be the next victim that a parent will see on the news and use our story to warn their little girl about the dangers of the world. Not all men who raise their voices are going to get violent but we have no way of knowing what kind of man you really are until it’s too late. Aggressive anger causes us to panic because we’ve been trained to take that as a warning and worry that it might escalate.
All men are potential threats. A man who raises his voice or loses control of his anger confirms that he is a man we need to be afraid of.
I really like that this is a…conversation.
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.
OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING
aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY
Is this for real?
u just gotta hav ur hand on ur boob sometimes
It's like when you put your hand on someone elses hand to let them know you're there as moral support.

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Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
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ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
we’ve reached the ultimatum
IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND IT BECAME BETTER
I see this post every couple of months and it never ceases to make me laugh like a fucking dolphin
This is the best post.
This is great
“You were a shooting star amongst ordinary stars.” -Jack (1996)
R.I.P Robin Williams
Thank you.
Love without Sex
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
The Hillywood Show The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 Parody! (x)
The Hillywood Show The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 Parody! (x)

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This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years.
If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life.
I'd like to have the money, but I'd also like to have her. She's beautiful.
His Mother's Eyes
When it comes to the Harry Potter movies, certain complaints might seem trivial when compared to issues like worldbuilding fail or character assassination, but there’s a lot of reasons for fans to froth and vent over superficial change.
Harry Potter, the books repeatedly assure us, has eyes the color of a fresh-pickled toad. This is mentioned with a frequency comparable to the human birth rate.
Harry has his mother’s eyes. This is also mentioned approximately nine trillion times and is important to the plot.
In Deathly Hallows Part 2, there is literally a shot that fades from Lily’s eyes to Harry’s. Not only are neither of them green, but they are also not even the same color as each other.
“You have your mother’s eyes, Harry. Except for the color. And the shape.“ - Ancient Proverb
As defenders will reference repeatedly, Daniel Radcliffe had an allergic reaction to his contact lenses. That’s so sad. It’s a shame CGI had not been invented yet.
Seriously, not even for the close-ups?
Was he also allergic to black hair-dye?
Book!Harry’s hair was as neat as a ruffled chicken. Messy hair is unusual; it’s rude; it’s an embarrassment at Aunt Petunia’s garden parties; it looks a bit out of the ordinary. Yet movie!Harry has either applied liberal amounts of Sleekeazy hair potion, or is blessed by photoshoot-ready genes.
With tragic hilarity, it can be noted that Daniel Radcliffe has since appeared in other roles with much more Harry-like hair.
James Potter’s hair in the woefully inadequate Pensive scene was parted and combed flat. James Potter does not part and comb his hair. James Potter ruffles it, because he loves people knowing he plays quidditch, loves attention, thinks he looks cool, is a bit rakish (or wants to be), and eschews the rule-following respectability inherent in being well-groomed. It is vital character-building for someone with such a lack of screen time.
Worse, Hermione’s hair - bushy and the symbol of a girl who didn’t fall easily into the standards of beauty or uphold those standards as important - was styled and silky.
Never mind the importance of big hair as connected to the possibility of the character being of mixed ethnicity or a WoC.
Never mind that girls across the world - girls with frizzy locks and unusual looks and a love of books - sat down to read about this big-haired genius and identified with her, loved her, and saw themselves in her because bushy hair was now Hermione hair.
Why, oh why, was her Yule Ball gown pink, not periwinkle blue?
Ginny, on the other hand, did like pink. It would have been nice to see that preference on-screen.
(Or any hint of personality. At all.)
Wizards wear robes. Wizards wear robes so often that when trying to wear Muggle clothes, they don nightdresses and ponchos. Wizards do not wear school uniforms. Wizards have a long-standing ignorance of all things Muggle. The movies lost out on the chance to create an entire history and culture of fashion.
Historically and in modern times, both genders in cultures around the world have worn robes. There is nothing weird about it.
Professor Lupin’s mustache is an affront to humanity.
If facial hair is not specifically described in the text there is no need to just include hairy lip abominations willy-nilly.
The greatest mystery of the hair and wardrobe department is how they managed to make a vibrant personality like Natalia Tena - playing a character like Tonks - look boring.
And then there’s Sirius Black.
*disclaimer* Yes. Gary Oldman is a very good actor.
Sirius was cheerful and good-looking before twelve years of imprisonment and torture, and he was skeletal and depressed after. His aristocratic handsomeness was a product of his backstory and a factor in his characterization. The contrast of his post-Azkaban self was part of his story’s tragedy.
The man was an insolently good-looking rebel who hated his blue-blood background, rode a motorcycle, wore Muggle t-shirts, had his last chance to develop fashion sense at age 22, and in OotP wore robes. What part of that says ‘Edwardian gentleman in olive velvet pinstriped suit’?
Bill’s scars were barely visible. Good to know werewolf attacks aren’t a big deal.
Narcissa Malfoy’s hair was violently reminiscent of Pepe Le Pew.
No one needs that.
Voldemort would have been terrifying with red eyes. These were absent for fear of being ‘distracting,’ but consider this:
No.
PS: For a masterclass in letting voice and gesture supplant eye and facial expression, see Hugo Weaving in V for Vendetta.
Where to even start with Professor Flitwick?
Most of these things would have been so damn easy to fix. Fans make these changes every day, self-taught in gifsets slapped together with illegally downloaded amateur software during their spare time between classes, just for kicks.
Maybe the filmmakers thought wild hair and bright eyes and big scars and punk clothing and men in long robes were all not quite normal enough for them.
Maybe they didn’t think these details were important.
Maybe they didn’t care.
The greatest mystery of the hair and wardrobe department is how they managed to make a vibrant personality like Natalia Tena - playing a character like Tonks - look boring.
Yet through all these movie too book comparisons that are rightfully agitating, none complain about the fact Snape had a beard in the book & had a much thinner appearance. Alan Rickman did portray Professor Snape immaculately! I just wish they give him a twisted little beard like they should have.