life is weird

*sends out email I've been putting off* ah finally :). ah that's a weight off my shoulders :). ah I can relax an-- *receives response to email* what the fuck. what the fuck. what the fuckkkk

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-

hey I went to “things get better for you” island and they said they’re excited to meet you soon

Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?

wow that game sure looks stupid. wonder what the prizes are like

dammit i was supposed to fix everything today

I love how he's holding it back like its a huge dangerous animal

it is

There’s a non insignificant number of adults who don’t know you’re allowed to learn stuff outside of school.