Perpetual Confusion

Piracy is a “victimless crime”? Idk i was kinda hoping there would be a victim. I want the mouse dead

Why are platonic breakups not seen as equally bad as romantic ones? I cried myself to sleep for months when my best friend decided I wasn’t good company anymore and I still feel upset about it. No romantic relationships have ever screwed me up like that

do people just not find those AI pop-ups everywhere not incredibly patronizing: "help me write" "help me visualize" help me put my balls in your mouth

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that's a beautiful use of free will

"people who don't wear headphones in public are a nuisance" except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

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