LiLi's Blog

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

But it’s not so enjoy

And we call these "Ampelmännchen" ("traffic lights little man").

me when im so sweet and beautiful monday

it’s so magical and beautiful that there are sprawling interconnected cave systems carved deep into the earth by various geological forces and you don’t have to go in them. there are miles and miles of stone passageways in total darkness that require you to exhale all the air out of your lungs to squeeze through parts of them and you don’t have to be there. some of these squeezes are underwater and require cave divers to take off their oxygen tanks and push them through ahead of them and me i am above ground looking at the sky as we speak. there are untold subterranean wonders no human has ever seen and i will not be the one to discover them #grateful #blessed

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

The feared sting-ray

SNUG RAY

majestic flap-flap meow-meow