*gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is

*muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left

this is what we call “propganda.” bernie sanders suspends his campaign AKA he wont spend money advertising himself anymore (bc he wants to help with the pandemic) but he’s still in the race. news sources JUMP on the fact that he’s stopped campaigning to tell everyone “WHOOPS he dropped out! better go vote biden! no other option bc bernie dropped out of the race :/” when he fucking didnt!

Frank’s idea of fixing things

me trying to comfort my friends

He smol

ku sä istut heurekan jättituolil

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

i rly do love oversharey tes npcs..... they're like "name's ralphus bubonicus. been living in the imperial city for 30 years now, over in the temple district. my wife died just this past second seed, left me a broken man. i try to carry on with the support of the colony of rats living in my basement... they bite sometimes, but i don't mind it. reminds me of her." and then ur like "hey can u tell me anything about [npc] for quest-related reasons?" and they're like "i don't TRUST you enough to talk about THAT." and then u have to do the fucking speechcraft minigame 12 times

everyone in tamriel has the same principles about oversharing as everyone on tumblr

go fuck yourself phyllis

this is an omen