mellohi

so called live 'streamers' and not a single one of them is currently fishing for bass

Puki, I think you're looking at the wrong category on Twitch.

Dan thinking he could fight a leopard made me remember he really is just a man

love how Sims players call themselves simmers. you mean like a stew

with the temperature my laptop reaches I might as well be

forever thinking about dan and phil’s local friends that went to see tit. imagine if you went to a stage show put on by the most annoying couple you know and finding out that they have a sold out crowd of gay people losing their mind every time they touch

it’s about the tour being a “hello again.” it’s about dan smashing the hiatus mic at the end of every show. it’s about fully committing to being Dan And Phil, to being so back, to doing all the things they want to do because they’re in this together and they’re here to stay and. :( guys we literally have dan and phil :(

one thing i love about dan is no matter how many bizarre children he adopts or births with phil (dil, the announcement moose, the pheal, the phan dragon, norman, us) he refuses to claim any responsibility for the pig. that is phil’s bastard affair baby and he wants nothing to do with it

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.