From a Galaxy Far, Far Away

this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

sorry i’m late. i was listening to the wind in the trees.

the thing about going to bed early is that it doesn't stop you from being awake at one am anyway. doctors dont tell you this

please police you should be looking for waluigi mangione

Literally nobody I know knows Gayle Waters-Waters despite how much she has contributed to society and meme culture. Get rid of the couches. We can’t let people know we sit. Was anyone gonna tell me x or was I supposed to read it in x myself. That gif of her in the kitchen breaking a board with her head. Her mad dash from the house that ends with her jump kicking her mailbox off

Bait polls are tumblr's version of YouTubers mispronouncing words on purpose

zoology is so fucking funny. what do you mean we’ve never seen a baby great white shark. what do you mean we’ve never documented a single melanistic cougar despite it being entirely possible. I dunno man. Anyways a new amphipod was just discovered 92639273947294729 meters beneath the sea

I love media where a bunch of guys go into a cursed place where everything is fucked up, and then one by one they become fucked up. Love their little journals like “Day 28… Hector is worms now. Beginning to question our mission??” 

this is actually pretty common in birds that look ‘dull’ to the human eye - birds have UV vision and sometimes have colorful markings that other birds can see but aren’t visible to humans (without tools like the UV light pen)