lía 🐚

“oh you’re punishing me?” “no im using you” has got to be top 10 gayest sentences to exchange with your boss

every time you hesitate, someone less talented takes your spot. the world rewards audacity and confidence, NOT potential alone.

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

I think the british really popped off with "bloody" as an expletive but unfortunately I can't say it out loud in real life or I sound like a teeaboo from 2012

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush