Secular Ceremonies From The Nineteenth Century

wait what the fuck

what ! daniels the time agent what are you doing back on the enterprise.

well archer i have another time travel mission. for you and trip. you need to go back in earth history. there's some alien doing evil shit to your human timeline and you are the only ones who can stop him.

no Daniels enough. im tired of being at your beck and call. why cant the temporal agents do it yourselves.

you dont understand archer. we in the future dont have any allegiance to the old earth colonies and territories. were all one race the human race. so we need a true patriot who is willing to risk it all for-

what! daniels i said no. and im not going to be swayed because we on earth arent that primitive any more we are all equals and work together as one planet.

just let me finish jonathan. we need a true. american. patriot. to stand for free speech.

captain archer stands up slowly and smirks and the camera follows him as he stands and when it comes to rest theres an american flag right behind his head filling the shot as he smirks.

well why didnt you say so. lets go red white and blue on this alien mother fucker.

advertisement break. cut to archer and trip getting dressed preparing to go through the time portal.

so captain where did you say we were going?

well trip it's more like When are we going haha. well. he didnt give me much information, but we will be traveling back in earth's history to the early twenty first century.

wow, not too far back. did he say what we're supposed to be doing there?

captain archer pulls on his turning Point USA t shirt and red ball cap.

I want to see my generation write the next classics: works that future generations return to, emulate, and weave into their own cultural vocabulary.