Am I...Gay?! cit

hannibal buys an alexa and has philosophical debates with it when he can’t get it to work because he’s old

tell me alexa, will you please play lovefool by the cardigans. alexa. alexa. you ignore me like god does. a silent observer of the plight of man. only making an effort to interfere with this hell on earth when it pleases him. does he hear our screams? does he care? alexa please play lovefool by the cardigans. alexa pl–excellent, thank you alexa.

a fistfight CAN be romantic. if youre fucking gay

I’ve literally never had interest in Resident Evil in my life until I learned there is an 8 foot tall large breasted vampire woman in it

Based on her size and gray skin color, she’s likely what’s known as a Tyrant in Resident Evil, they’re a sort of... a super-zombie, capable of incredible strength and resilience. Earlier models such as Mr. X were... somewhat limited in their ability to look, think and act human. She’s very clearly a much more advanced than her predecessors. Fun fact: She can likely shrug off tank gun fire, and even if you managed to hit her with enough ordinance to put her down, she’d probably be back up after a few minutes of regeneration.

I will never find out how much tank gun fire she can take because I’ll be only pressing the kiss button