one winter at a time

its harder being smug when you live your life as poorly as i do. but i manage

SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.

you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???

i’m in a good place (my room) but i’m also not in a good place (deep physical and psychological suffering)

every time I socialize Im like ok that’s enough for the next 10 days

i dont like it when the task avoidance gets to the scary part

touching grass isn't enough we should be staging small community productions of shakespeare

generative AI literally makes me feel like a boomer. people start talking about how it can be good to help you brainstorm ideas and i’m like oh you’re letting a computer do the hard work and thinking for you???

when you grew up as a lonely uncool girl it will never stop haunting you by the way. you will meet a cool person at a bar or the train station or at a friend's party and you can wear your most stylish outfit and striking eye makeup and you will swear that they can see through all of the facade and see the lonely terribly insecure teenage girl who desperately wants to connect and you will swear that they know that there is like an insurmountable gap between you. this will happen forever

I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.

affirmations: you are not real, you don’t have feelings, you don’t want anything, this will be over soon

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

yea well im possessed and its yours

I hate the phrase "pregnant pause" but I love the phrase "aborted gesture." tells you everything you need to know about MY politics

"Is that your dick bulge?" No ma'am that's cigarettes. Move along you don't want me.