Lex Loki Solutionis

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Jeanine Pirro’s Reflecting Pool reckoning

This was always such a stupid thing to lie about. The evidence was out in the open for everyone to see, the entire time. Literally everyone with a pulse knew what had happened and why they were lying about it.

And what will the reckoning be, actually? She probably gets fired and replaced with someone who is equally incompetent and corrupt. Nothing happens to Trump, who repeatedly insisted there was extensive video evidence of antifa cutting a 300 foot gash through the middle of his hideous pool liner job, yet never – NEVER – produced it. And, weirdly, the damage he claims was caused by vandals matches precisely over the tire tracks he left when he drove over it for a photo op.

This is like every other thing Trump fucks up. It was fine, it didn’t need anything at all but he decided to create a problem, declared that only he could fix it, made it worse than it was before he touched it, blamed an innocent person who had nothing to do with it for his own fuck up, and is now walking away from it like it never happened, leaving behind wreckage for someone else to clean up and repair.

That’s Trump in a nutshell. The reflecting pool calamity is a perfect metaphor that anyone can understand. This is exactly what he did with the Strait of Hormuz. This is exactly what he did with the Kennedy Center. This is exactly what he does with EVERYTHING.

Hey, friends! There are only two days left (it ends Thursday, July 30th at 8am) on the OUTLAW'S APPRENTICE: BROKEN BLADE Kickstarter campaign, and if you're thinking about getting the book sometime down the road, I'd recommend getting it through the kickstarter, because if you do, you'll get a whole bunch of extras with it.

All of this was entirely avoidable. None of this needed to happen, none of this was inevitable. 

And now look at where we are, because of the dumbest fucking people in the history of the world.

40% of Americans don’t feel safe eating food we buy at the grocery store, and honestly that number is lower than it should be. 

Swordfish lives through the pursuit of the world’s worst archers, and finally meets Grym! I can’t tell if either of them are very enthusiastic about their situation, but at least Hopper’s happy!

Just very berrybrained right now. I'm picking and eating blueberries everyday and I can never get enough! I like to imagine that every berry has a whole world in them ✨

I'm so obsessed right now that I spent a week of no sleep designing blue space berry lanterns. It's still just a prototype and needs a lot of refining, but I'm pretty happy with it so far :)

Plus the usual painting timelapse!

Stop backing up my fucking files.

Stop asking me to back up my fucking files.

Stop taking my fucking files off my fucking computer.

I don't want a fucking reminder in three fucking days. Let me fucking say no.

Here's a text tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 10.

Here's a video tutorial to get rid of that shit on Windows 11.

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to disease prevention and control.

Why is measles back in America?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including RFK Jr, cut vaccine and measles prevention funding and programs.

Why is the New World Screwworm infecting cattle in Texas, when it had previously been eliminated from the area?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Elon Musk, cut USAID funding, which in part worked to monitor and prevent screwworm outbreaks.

Why was there a flu outbreak in our armed forces?

Because Donald Trump and his Republican allies, including Pete Hegseth, cut vaccination requirements for our armed forces, putting all of them at risk alongside our military readiness.

What contributed to the Covid outbreak?

Donald Trump and his Republican allies cut funding to a pandemic prevention program in his first term because Barack Obama had created it.

25 years ago today, SPIRITED AWAY premiered.

Isn't that neat?

Anyways, I thought I'd do a little doodlin' to celebrate.

(...the older I get, the more I empathize with that boiler man.)