just eastern european things:
having a drawer full of plastic bags and storing plastic bags in another plastic bag
uncomfortable family reunions for every single holiday where everyone brings ridiculous amounts of food and several 2 litre bottles of soda
having to finish your food every time because you or your parents paid for it and if you paid for it you have to eat it
CABBAGE
homemade wine from plastic bottles that your family or your uncleâs neighboursâ wifeâs cousin made in the countryside
cheap alcohol and cigarettes
foreign men always coming to your country and declaring ah yes i heard that eastern european women are beautiful
that one relative your mom hates and who she always makes polite but slightly salty conversation with at reunions but then after a few glasses of homemade wine you know theyâll get into an argument
your parentsâ and grandparentsâ revolution/war/army stories that youâve heard a thousand times before
those red plastic candle holders that melt with the candle but everyone is still buying to burn underneath a picture of jesus??
crochet placemats everywhere
âpersianâ carpets that have been in the family forever. everyone always trips on them but there are always the persian carpets
your grandmother has at least one plastic statue of virgin mary in her house somewhere and at least one wood painting of jesus
tiny pocket-size, laminated pictures of saints that your grandmother always buys at church and give to everyone every time they visit
potatoes
the eternal fascination of every adult with the news on tv. one news hour ends? switch to another channel for the exact same news
the group of old women gathered outside on a bench, there is always a bench and there is always old ladies and they always tell you that youâve grown so much since they last saw you even though it was just last week
the cars are parked on the sidewalks, the cars are parked on the street, to the point where youâre not exactly sure where youâre supposed to be walking
there is always a queue and itâs always eternal
growing tomatoes
a bowl of plastic fruit??
your grandparents giving you money for your birthday âto buy yourself some cakes/sweetsâ and you having to pretend you donât want it âno come on you donât have toâ before inevitably accepting it âyou really didnât have to thank youâÂ
spending that money on cheap alcohol
as soon as it hits 24 degrees everyone is out grilling food, in the back yard, in the park, in the cemetery, on top of a soviet-time apartment buildingâŚ
SAUSSAGES
these plastic things on every table always in godawful floral or fruit patterns
and finally
weird shit like this
Iâm American and 80% of the things on this list happen at my grandmotherâs house every Christmas.
Except the boxed vodka, why is boxed vodka even a thing?
