Lettuce prey

I've been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes

"Arre yiu dhumm!?" In this essay, I will describe how much of a mood.com this is.

Where is her Oscar

… are you sure this wasn’t a real quote?

Who gave you the RIGHT?

Dumbledore knows Sirius’s loyalty lies with Harry instead of him, and he has no use for someone who is not willing to follow his orders without question. 

okay but then where does Harry himself fit into this collection? Is he an outcast because he is “the Boy Who Lived”?

I’m here for this Anti-Dumbledore discussion.

what

Oh shit. Its been updated.

…I’ve been in the “Dumbledore was on the darker side of morally grey” camp for years but this…this. Holy shit. Oh no.

I can drink 3 cups of coffee and go straight to sleep, this is just one example of what is fundamentaly wrong with me as a person

That’s a possible sign of ADHD, my dudes. :P One of the prevailing theories explaining ADHD is that it’s caused by a lack of certain neurotransmitters, specifically norepinephrine and serotonin.  Everybody has a background level of these neurotransmitters, and when they see or do something novel or interesting, those neurotransmitters increase, and then decrease back down to normal levels.  Because people with ADHD have less of these than they should, they are constantly looking for something new and interesting to give them that jolt back to normal levels.  That’s why they’re so easily distracted and why they hyperfocus on things that interest them. Stimulant drugs, like caffeine, cause your brain to make more of those neurotransmitters.  So while neurotypical people might get a buzz off caffeine, people with ADHD just get bumped up closer to normal levels, and so, if anything, feel calmer.  That’s why they prescribe what are basically amphetamines as treatment for ADHD and why ADHD meds are so bad for people who don’t have ADHD.

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Yup! At my job as a mental health counselor where we assess people, if we start detecting hints of what we think might be ADHD, it’s actually something my supervisor trained me to do, to just ask “So when that sort of thing happens, do you ever drink coffee or soda to calm down?” or “Does coffee actually help you wake up, or does it just not do anything?” because it’s such a commonly known fact about ADHD for people in the mental health field.

I have ADHD and I drink coffee and tea to regulate my anxiety.

Once upon a time I worked 5pm to midnight shifts at Subway, and tried an energy drink to get through the drive home - bad plan, I almost fell asleep. This would become a theme - “caffeine just makes me sleepy” - and still it would be TWENTY YEARS before I learned that this very thing is a massive HINT that I was dealing with ADHD.

Lmfao

Yes, this is canon. In none of the other books is the climactic array of trials set up as a video-game dungeon perfectly tailored to the skillsets of three specific children. Hermione and Ron are drafted into this war quickly.

Draco gets so much shit for trying to kill Dumbledore but honestly who wouldn’t

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

This is the absolute best post ever. The citizens of Pawnee are my heroes.