"Mentori Mori: The Fresh Maker"

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forgive me father for I have sinned in all the coolest and most glamorous ways possible

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

a mass exodus from chicken village

what tragedy befell these gentle folk…

@mia7437 this is a Gallus thing right?

@gallusrostromegalus yea

This is not a mournful exodus, but a merry parade to celebrate the great shoveling!  These are a happy people, celebrating thier loving human who probably went out there at the ass crack of dawn in knee-deep snow to make a little path for them.

Just countries doing gal pal things, totally just gal pals

That looks on the steps on the Capitol? 

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

New favorite cryptid: locals

and we will

Other than aeshetics, was there a purpose for these weird ass pointy shoes

not really, it seems :’) they were impractical and so associated with wealth because it was difficult to do labor in them. gotta show off your mad long shoe points so the neighbors think you’re cool

don’t force your dogs to be steampunk

it wasmt steampunk in 1908 it was just regular