pot? lets not

Putting this out into the universe

me, dabbing on some eye cream once (1): this will fix everthing

I SCREAMED THIS WAS SO FUNNY

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

Oh god plz

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

Reblog for a +2 to visibility to cats when nothing else can see you

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

yellow is the best color the sooner you all recognize that the sooner you will gain power