No Name Sorry

me and my losing dog think you suck btw

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

Liquor? Um yeah bud if she’ll let me

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

the flesh is weak and the mind? also not so strong

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt