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HUNTER: That it is. Jake is in quite a few movies I enjoy, but I yet to see that one.

HUNTER: I believe he definitely was sane but was pretending to be insane in order to receive a lobotomy, in order to forget what he's done.

HUNTER: An allergy to children? It's not that extreme, but I rather not be around them for a long period of time.

HUNTER: Your major is undecided? And what do you mean, black card?

HUNTER: Oh, is that so? How come?

HUNTER: Ha, yes, a robot joke. Original. But, no, nothing I can think of. I put thought into everything I do.

TANA: Unless you're one of those Disney plus weirdos, netflix has it. I can show you sometime.

TANA: deep. but also, out of all the leo movies, I'm talking before the coke bloat, and after - that's your favorite?

TANA: sounds like you'll be a great uncle.

TANA: a credit card without many limits.

TANA: I like to make money and I don't plan on working for anyone. Plus, I'm a hustler. I guess I should make it official with a degree or w/e.

I’m confused. Are you complaining about the Youtuber or college?

Both. As said in my original statement. 

‘Kay, well what do you to for studying right now? Like, what’s your process?

Not studying, and tuning-in when I need to groan about assignments and test. Are you pulling As, because I’m only taking above average applications. 

You make me remember I should stop avoiding WebAdvisor and see if final grades got posted. But also the question begs to be asked, 7.25 minimum wage or the new-ish 15 minimum wage? Also if you got a link for the video, I’ll take it.

Does this mean we get to make a hot girl study group?

7.25 - this is why I’m going to get a business degree and a man who rhymes with -ag, and call it a day. Here’s the link, x. 

I really appreciate Florida leaning into its rep for being the epicenter of weird shit ‘cause I’ve seen so many kiosks selling ‘Florida Man’ t-shirts. Forget Disney trinkets, now I’m making it my mission to find the worst Sunshine State souvenir possible. The cheesier, the better.

You got a golly gee treasure trail to weird plastic junk, and I had to waste my snow globe on some bum who tried the trench coat trick on me. This is why I don’t like you. Or Florida.

HUNTER: Fight Club, Se7en, Zodiac, Enemy, Shutter Island.

HUNTER: There's nothing wrong with being a teacher or a professor. I just don't like to be around children and that includes teenagers.

HUNTER: Ah, now that makes sense. Terribly unfortunate you didn't learn anything in your science class. What is your major now?

HUNTER: Oh, absolutely. Only fools go into dates blind and with no direction. It's good to know what you want in a partner.

HUNTER: I'll considerate it.

TANA: Se7en is dope. Especially on a rainy day. If we're talking Jake movies, Nightcrawler is the supreme.

TANA: any shutter island theories?

TANA: It sounds like you have an allergy.

TANA: My dad said it's here, or the black card, I'm undecided and here.

TANA: considering business though.

sam: Spiked hot chocolate? For a study session?

sam: Girl, we ain't gonna get much studying done, it's gonna be pure laughter, and you know it!

tana: it's too cold to be sober during global warning.

tana: warming?

tana: whatever, I'm cold.

I wanted to take a minute to wish everyone good luck on their finals. I know we’re all probably going to be really stressed out so I spent a good portion of the weekend baking a lot of cookies for anyone who might need a little pick me up to get through everything. Just shoot me a text and I’ll make sure you get a few. 

With the amount of advertisements for free baked goods you put out there I’m starting to think this is all a hoax to poison us or some shit. 

tana: the colds bitter, I’m bitter, and I’ve found two /empty/ boxes of hot chocolate in my stash.

tana: let’s study.

lauren: the clothing, I get. but seating arrangement? I mean I guess the lower the table number the better the bridal party likes 'em?

lauren: favorite? not for all the abs on channing tatum.

tana: you can tell a lot of what someone thinks of someone by who they sit them by.

tana: if you’re stuck by shit creek (i.e bathrooms) they hate you and you’re a pity invite. If you’re stuck with the married couple who hasn’t been out in a decade and a few others who pack it in by nine- they think you also have the personality of paint drying. If you’re sitting among a sea of 5’s, it’s because you are one.

tana: you just have to read the room.

lauren: can't knock that logic. weddings are basically tinder with bowties.

lauren: dancing dick in sweatpants and Air Forces, no thanks. especially if there's no wings.

tana: true. you can pretty much get a good read of how turned-off or on, you would be if you were on tinder and getting a first glance at their icon and bio by their clothing, and seating arrangement.

HUNTER: Hilarious.

HUNTER: You will be impressed with me often.

HUNTER: Not one of my favorites, but I definitely enjoyed it. I like thrillers. As much as I wish some people did not exist, I don't see serial killers as heroes.

HUNTER: The last thing I want to be is a teacher. With my future line of work, I won't ever seen one and that is ideal.

HUNTER: That's because science class is cool. Did you not enjoy any in high school? What is your major?

HUNTER: I rather have a companionship with myself than be with someone I'm not throughly compatible with.

HUNTER: I actually wouldn't mind that as a date, but I can think of far better alternatives.

TANA: :D

TANA: Likewise, Bond - James, Bond.

TANA: What is one of your favorites. I mean for shits and giggles I love a great podcast ft. a murder but I agree. Groupies ridesharing a Lyft to go see their favorite serial killer is creepy.

TANA: I blame daddy issues. And frankly, the side-effects of looking average. I guess you get desperate.

TANA: I was building my followers on vine during science class. Plus, the gym teacher was our science teacher and I'm not sure he could spell science. He wasn't no walter white.

TANA: I want to take the exclusive 'are you compatible with a C400 biocanic Man, Edition #456009' quiz. Because I /know/ you have a list of questions and you're checking it twice on dates.

lauren: yes 'cause our wedding day totally depends on your outfit versatility. but duh, open bar's a given.

lauren: depends on the day and how many shots I've had.😊

tana: well duh. I'm trying to get a two-for-one deal of the bouquet and my future Mr or Mrs. Hottie at the wedding.

WHO: @puckermansjake &. santana lopez WHEN: 12.11.19, evening NOTES: Santana runs into Jake at the party

 I neither can nor will comment on that.

Oh, if you’d seen my freshman moves, you would’ve laughed out loud. I was not the smooth-talking, walk-the-walking kinda guy that I am today, just saying. This charm was definitely the definition of cornball about a year ago. 

So we’re talking major growth? Hot.