Distant Thunder

i’m just like sisyphus except instead of rolling a boulder uphill i have to wash my hair

tv shows will be like "this character is a womaniser. he likes women. he sleeps with a lot of women. it's his central personality trait he likes Women" and then it's the fruitiest looking character i've ever seen

2018 was five years ago let that sink in

no no guys you don’t get it i made this fucking post in 2018. as a joke. i was like hah could you imagine it being 2023? could never be me! and then completely forgot until right now when someone reblogged it and i was forced to face the horror that it is, in fact, the year 2023 right now.

opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun

i would. maybe like to be held. squished a bit. i'd make a great stress toy

glad to see we're all doing great and none of us are touch starved at all