tome of the unknown

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.

hey, my wraith saw you from across the dungeon and wanted to know if he was cool to touch you with his long-ass skeletal ice finger

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this