Just breathe

she got a soft belly and soft titties and soft thighs and a soft ass and a soft heart

america

The fact that an entire generation can quote Spongebob and be universally understood is astounding.

@mynameiseyyyyyy

hognoses are fucking ridiculous

ok. i had to look this up, because this seems just too ridiculous. and wiki does not disappoint: “… the hognose snake will often roll onto its back and play dead with its mouth open and tongue lolling, going as far as to emit a foul musk from the cloaca. Emission of cloacal musk is considerably less likely than in many other species. If the snake is rolled upright while in this state, it will often roll over again as if to insist that it is really dead.”

I want to point out this particular one is a baby. It’s still learning how LONG to play dead, that’s why it keeps waking up to check if it worked. It’s doing it’s best ok?

can we just make this a regular thing? putting the truth in parentheses next to quotes of lies politicians tell?

What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

Girls that suck dick without being asked and enjoy it are keepers.

Just pull my dick oout ma

Emma’s reaction though 

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…

Me in 60 years

She is lip syncing for her motherfucking liiiiife