Imagine showing this meme to someone one month ago.

I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

yesterday i was taking a guest’s order and they were staring at the menu and the question they asked stunned me into silence and has been burned into my brain for life and i will present it to you verbatim today. they looked at the menu and turned to me and asked “so like, the more we get, the more expensive it is? is that how it works?”

honest to god if you want to be my friend just skip the awkward phase. send me a meme and call me a bitch. do it in the name of friendship

no more stress thanks, i’m full

being called “good girl” is therapeutic

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

What if i name the roomba dildo bongins

borderline but acceptable