Dabihawks, my beloved 💞💞💞

ellievsbear
Game of Thrones Daily
AnasAbdin
h
sheepfilms

JBB: An Artblog!
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
Misplaced Lens Cap
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home
KIROKAZE
trying on a metaphor

blake kathryn

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
we're not kids anymore.
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
dirt enthusiast

seen from Malaysia

seen from Albania
seen from France

seen from Germany
seen from T1
seen from Bolivia

seen from Malaysia

seen from Romania
seen from United States

seen from France

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from China

seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Japan
seen from New Zealand
seen from Japan
seen from Netherlands
seen from Ukraine
@tellingandyelling
Dabihawks, my beloved 💞💞💞

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Dabihawks, No Quirks, Omega/Alpha-verse AU where Alpha Keigo’s alpha traits are permanently messed up due to the morally gray experiments the Commission did to him whilst growing up.
Examples include smelling so much like bleach that he has to wear scent patches 24/7 or else he’ll stink up the room, not having enough fangs or venom for a proper claiming bite (and if he does bite, he has to do frequent re-bites to re-establish the claim), not being able to build the typical alpha strength (Keigo prides himself on the muscles he was able to build), having a weakened sense of smell, not having a typical ‘spring season’ (okay, he doesn’t really mind that) and not having a typical package/knot (okay, he kinda minds that one a lot).
Etc. and etc.
Luckily, Keigo was able to leave the Commission program and sue for medical malpractice so he has a nice bit of money. But Keigo knows that money won’t last forever and, as a messed up Alpha, he has very low chances of getting hired in typical jobs.
So instead, Keigo becomes a writer. What kind of writer? Why, the kind who publishes monthly harlequin romance novels about omegas who pridefully (and seductively) dominate meek, submissive alphas. Yes, Keigo is publishing his own secret fantasies but hey, he’s the meekest alpha he knows so might as well make a pretty yen out of his dreams.
Meanwhile, omega Touya is so so so curious about the handsome, confident yet laid-back, blond alpha who goes to the same laundromat as he does. Why does he have so many scent patches on? Why does it take him a second to notice Touya, even though they’re in the same room? Why can’t Touya see his fangs when he talks? Why does he not notice that Touya is ultra, mega, super flirting with him? And why did he say that the lingerie he was washing was for him and not for his omega?!
Thus begins Touya’s journey of trying to get Keigo’s attention while Keigo (who thinks real love is impossible for him because he can’t give his partner a “real” alpha), is like “Huh, that omega’s here again. Even though he has no laundry to do. Weird. Anyway, I wonder what I should have for dinner tonight?”
(And yes, after many misunderstandings and failed flirtings and discussions of insecurities and talks of reassurances, Keigo and Touya do end up together and act out some of the scenes from Keigo’s books.)
Dabihawks Modern AU based off that one reddit post: “i accidentally broke in and slept at the wrong house, do i report myself or something?”
Where college-student Keigo, on his way to his new summer internship, is told by his friend Rumi that he can stay at her beach house while he’s in the area. How does he get into this fancy beach house? “Just go in through the window! We always leave it open a little to air the place out! It’s fine!”
Ignoring how extremely dangerous that is (and having an internal “These damn rich people” moment) Keigo, after taking two planes, a train, and a very expensive Uber ride, shimmies through the open window and passes out, exhausted, on the couch.
He wakes up to the smell of frying bacon, a blanket over his body, and a very attractive man reading a book in front of him.
Turns out Keigo, in his very tired state, accidentally crawled through the wrong window and instead of the Usagiyama’s residence, he ended up in their neighbor’s ultra luxury, super fancy beach house. Worse, the entire Todoroki family is there. Even more worse, the hot, attractive goth man took one look at Keigo’s awakened-panicking face and immediately began laughing.
Luckily, thanks to the Todoroki’s being friends with the Usagiyama’s, the misunderstanding is quickly cleared up. Unluckily, the Usagiyama’s actually ended up closing their window before they left. Even more unluckily, the internship Keigo came to do decided to “hire interns internally” (cough offer positions to those related to the people already working at the company COUGH) so now Keigo’s homeless, jobless, and has a whole summer to somehow gather both money and experience.
The solution? Rei invites him to spend the summer at the Todoroki residence working as a “pool attendant/tutor/chauffeur”. His housing will be provided for of course and, not to sound too pretentious, “The Todoroki name does have a habit of… standing out on a resume.”
Thus begins Keigo’s new summer job as a pool attendant/tutor/chauffeur for the Todorokis. A job which so happens to come with a flirty, teasing, sexy, lives in the room right next door, distracting distraction named Touya Todoroki.
Dabihawks Modern AU where Touya and Keigo meet whilst on a language study program and must mainly communicate using the language they are learning.
Basically, Keigo, from America, and Touya, from Japan, both go to study Korean and the only way they can talk to each other is through very elementary, often broken, Korean sentences. But that doesn’t stop them from competing/teasing/flirting all throughout their ten weeks of studying. Sure, they can use an app to help translate. But an app has nothing on the way Touya growls the words “daisuki” and the way Keigo huskily says the words “I want you”.
And secretly, they also begin trying to learn the others’ main language too on top of Korean.
In the end, Touya’s family is shocked when he comes back speaking Korean AND English and Rumi is howling that Keigo somehow managed to score a ‘hot J-Rock emo boyfriend while studying in Korea.’
Hear me out, Dabihawks Alien Tarzan AU…
Where the Takami couple, as punishment for their crimes (stealing, murder, etc) are sent to a hostile alien planet instead of earth jail. After all, humanity has made space travel possible and are now dead set on exploring (cough conquering COUGH) the stars.
However, Little Keigo Takami is accidentally sent with his criminal parents too. And once they land on the alien planet well, the inhabitants waste no time ‘taking care’ of Keigo’s parents. Yet somehow, Keigo survives and bonds with the fauna and fowl of the planet, who accept him as one of their own.
Fast forward 20 years and Touya Todoroki, the son of the space explorer/‘planet conquerer’ Endeavor, is yanked from his comfortable life as a greenhouse nursery manager and forced to become the main botanist for the next space expedition. Their goal? To see if Planet 1227 can be used for habitation by the human race. Sure, they previously sent prisoners to that planet to well, y’know. But! The planet has oxygen! And water! And people are getting bored living on earth and want to explore a safe, ‘fun’, alien planet!
Touya is, of course, disgusted that he’s being forced to ‘pave paradise and put up a parking lot’ (or in this case, a five star luxury space hotel) and is disgusted that he has to work with the Overhaul team (seriously, they are totally suspicious AF) and hates that he has to leave his friends and his family behind. But, he can’t deny that he always wanted to go off world and explore, to see the stars and different planets.
Yet all those thoughts fly out the window when, during a nature walk, a plant Touya was sketching decided hey, I want that picture, and proceeded to send an army of vines after Touya. But just before the plants can tear him limb from limb and/or eat him, he’s saved.
By a man. By a fucking bird man.
Hawks, meanwhile, is practically vibrating with excitement. His memories of his childhood are pretty cloudy ever since he bonded with his wings, yet he is well aware that he is different from everybody else. And despite his nest-sister Kaina telling him that the planet loves him, Hawks always feels like an outsider because of his less-than avian looks and the way that his feathers were ‘gifted’ to him rather than him being born with them. (In actuality, a feather-like parasite attached itself to young Keigo’s back, thus giving him wings, telekenetic feathers, and a gap in his memories.)
So, Hawks saves Touya from plant death. Touya is freaked out and does the whole “I’m in a tree with a man who is talking to fucking plants and who is chirping like a bird”. But then, the two of them share a moment that makes Touya’s heart beat faster than it ever has in his entire life.
Thus begins Touya learning more about Hawks and the alien planet, Hawks learning more about Touya and his past humanity, and both of them falling in love while trying to prevent the destruction of Keigo’s home and stopping the nefarious true mission of the Overhaul team.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hypothetically speaking. Uma Musume. American Revolution.
(Side note america rn? UGHHHHHHHHH😭) anyway…
Is Paul Revere the horse girl or is Paul Revere the name of the trainer who sent the horse on the midnight ride?
Who is the Uma?
UMA-PAUL! UMA-PAUL!
Uhhhh…the horse was obviously the uma…
I woke up to the most insane Dabihawks Au/Ao3 summary. Basically goes:
“What the fuck is he doing?”
Keigo looks to his left and sees that Touya has taken up a very similar position to himself; head tilted, eyes squinting, and creasing his forehead in a way that will have Touya’s future self cursing his current self for having prematurely brought about “old people wrinkles”.
“I think…” Keigo pauses and turns back to the trainwreck playing on the monitor, “he’s pretending to be a kangaroo.”
Or, Olympic Breaking is introduced then immediately canceled before the athletes can even take the stage. Team Japan has one shot at winning and that shot’s name is Keigo Takami.
Basically, and i’m playing with the timeline here, during training for the newly introduced Olympic Breaking everyone finds out that Breaking won’t be returning for the next summer Olympics. And former J-pop idol Keigo (whose short-lived career was akin to an incredible firework exploding when Keigo’s signature high tenor voice became wrecked from hitting one too many high notes) thinks that Team Japan will send Touya as their representative, as his passion is something that everyone will be captivated by (which Keigo 100% agrees with).
But Touya surprises the team by nominating Keigo, as Keigo’s more technical side will surely wow the crowd and the judges. “Plus, I’ll probably piss off the entire committee by just being there. Because, well, this is stupid and I think this is stupid. Trust me, they’ll sense my hate through my dance.”
Keigo is, of course, against this and insists that anyone can learn techniques but it’s Touya’s passion in performance that will make Japan shine because, “You can’t teach that kind of shit.”
“Yes you can.”
“No, Touya, you can’t. You can’t teach passion.”
“Yes, Keigo, you definitely can. And I’ll do it. I’ll teach you how to make everyone stop, stare, and never forget you.”
Thus begins Keigo’s training arc on how to learn Breaking performance ‘passion’ through many of Touya’s ‘passionate’ lessons. (Spoiler alert: they end up kissing A LOT)
In the end, Japan wins the first (and last) Olympic Breaking gold medal, Keigo begins singing in baritone and hosts bonus post-dance livestreams with Touya playing guitar, and kangaroo dancer is forever remembered in meme culture for all the wrong reasons.
I just want a Dabihawks AU where Dabi falls on Hawks’ butt and realizes what he thought was flattened chicken burger meat is actually two squishable buns of pleasure. And then he realizes he just wants to keep on squishing.
On that note, has anyone else noticed the increase of dabihawks h//ate and ende///avor tags on the dabihawks tag? I search and sometimes all i get is “eww gross hes a villain!” And “hawks isnt even that pretty”. Like people please, if you dont like the ship, please dont tag the ship. I am here for a man who wants chicken ass and i want to find that without reading about endeavwhore and “ewww i hate this ship” comments.
#dabihawks 🍑🥞
Peach or pancake, Hawks fat ass or Hawks flat ass? The internet splits in outcry.
His fans faction off—between the bubble butt truthers and the firm pancake believers.
Is it photoshop or a trick of light? Is it an illusion, a trick of an eye? Something of a phenomenon between the internet breaking over the gold or blue of a dress?
The answer is unclear. Inexplicable. Debated, between the ages of kids on the streets comparing the bounce of their handballs to the shape of Hawks' bubble, to the grandma and grandpas across the streets, adjusting their glasses to squint and ask 'what ass?'
The forums explode. Hawks' rankings and public approval skyrockets. Is it Hawks' FLAT ass or Hawks' FAT ass?
Hawks laughs with talk show hosts, gossips with magazine columns. Cheeky grin and another line about he's certainly eaten enough pancakes to become one, that leaves the world wondering—is he serious, or is it another joke?
And Hawks will be seen flying across the city from one pancake house to another, enjoying another delectable stack.
Hawks winks in front of cameras too, a juicy ripe peach bitten through in one hand, to announce to the world that he's doing just "peachy" and the cameras will follow him as his unfold to uncover the round shape of his very own peach, as he takes off for another flight.
There are photoshoots of Hawks from all his modeling gigs paired side by side like perfectly realistic detective boards across the web. Snaps of perfectly round globes of flesh shot from high quality camera lens of those who caught a fluttering Hawks across their skies, body hunched over as he lazily passes by. And then there are modeling shoots released on myherogram, some new pair of jeans for Best Jeanist' line and he's so painfully flat from every shot of an angle, every swipe of the post—an arguably perfect flat pancake.
It's the baggy give of his hero costume, it's not Hawks' actual ass.
It's the reality of Hawks' actual ass, the costume just hurries that fact along.
'Hawks got ass. Seen it in person,' HawksPlumpAss writes. 1451 ButtLikes. 578 Rebutts.
'Hawks got no ass. Accidentally brushed past me once and didn't feel a thing. That man is flat as a board,' User AForHawksStandsForAssless writes back. 1454 ButtLikes. 524 Rebutts.
'Pics or it didn't happen,' User HawksOneTrueAss demands. 3769 ButtLikes. 1769 Rebutts.
'Top-hero. Plush ass. You'd best believe,' User HawksUnsuspectingAss writes.
'mfs out here thinking pro-hero hawks has got nothing when he's constantly flying and saving lives...YOU KNOW BIRD BOIS GOT ASS' User HawksBirdAss screams into the void. 2170 ButtLikes. 727 Rebutts.
'Who you calling bird boi like he's yours or smthg???' User HawksOneTrueAss comments. 4069 ButtLikes. 2569 Rebutts.
'listen, realistically bro has a plush ass he works out hes a top hero u kno he has the muscle. logically.' User Dove explains, politely. Beautifully, flawless. Even User HawksOneTrueAss likes the post, rebutts it for the world to see.
And then there are those who swear, upon the fan sight meetings of Hawks on the streets that they know ass when they see it. The debate takes the heroic world by a storm, and Hawks never confirms or denies the rumors, never justifies or settles the matter.
On an unsuspecting afternoon after months and months of Hawks peach vs pancake, villain Dabi dubbed user HawksOneTrueAss across the socials, snaps a shot, uploads it. Puts the discussion to rest.
The photo shows what is undeniably pro-hero Hawks' familiar golden locks, framed against the bare of his muscled back and a pair of ruby red wings. A pair of pants are slipped half way up to his thighs, undeniably plush ass hanging out and scandalously--a purple scarred hand grabs a fist full of the delectable globe, middle finger stuck out.
"Hawks true FAT Ass," User HawksOneTrueAss comments. 6969 ButtLikes. 6969 Rebutts.
The internet goes off its rails.
//
Shout-out to my friend Dove (draculpyre) on twt/bksy for the actual line in the dumbest crack I wrote and @hawks-flat-ass for the name that started this to begin with 😂💛
Ok, haven’t done one of these in a while but, Uma Musume Dabihawks AU… Where ‘Hawks’ is destined to leave his mark on the Twinkle Series as the “Number Two Stealer”.
Although Hawks has the Speed, Stamina, Power, Guts, and Wits to back up his running, he always gets second place. Whether it’s a Pre-Op or a G1, Hawks gets second. And the weirdest thing is, Hawks is completely fine with getting second. He actually revels in it and is always seen laughing and celebrating whenever he gets second place.
Which makes one racer extremely suspicious.
Dabi, formerly known as the racer ‘Touya Todoroki’ before he switched trainers, either wins all his races or loses spectacularly. But no matter what, he goes all in. Which is why it infuriates him to see Hawks settle for second place. And that anger soon leads to Dabi constantly bothering Hawks and challenging him.
At first, Hawks laughs off Dabi’s challenges with a smile. But then, he notices that Dabi has changed his strategy and is now aiming for Hawks’ second place. Not only that, Dabi goes from an End Closer to a Front Runner just to mess with Hawks and actually make him compete for his second place.
It worries Hawks and, for the first time, he begins stressing out over races. He gets all the negative attributes: Night Owl, Skin Outbreak, Slow Metabolism, etc.
And one day, Hawks is having an Awful Mood day, has a late start, and ends up in seventh to Dabi’s first. For the first time since his Debut, Hawks didn’t win second.
And he’s so ashamed that he ends up practically a statue right before the Winning Live concert. Which Dabi notices because of course he does.
So, Dabi sabotages his own concert (which involves switching the music to what is essentially the Bakushin song) and drags Hawks to the river so the poor guy Uma can calm down.
And there, Hawks finally confesses why he always gets second place—It’s because he has to.
Turns out, Hawks came from a pretty shitty home-life situation before joining Tracen and his trainers (who are NOT a part of Tracen Staff and are visiting trainers) told Hawks that the best way to become noticeable/marketable/memorable is to become the “Happy-Go-Lucky Underdog” who never wins a race, never loses terribly, never breaks a sweat, and is always smiling. Hence, why Hawks always wins second place without trying too hard.
But now, Dabi has completely thrown a wrench in his trainers’ plans and Hawks has forever lost his perfect second place streak, thus making Hawks a “Big, stupid loser.”
Dabi’s response? “Bullshit.”
Hawks’ trainers’ stupid plan was never going to work in the long run because… Forever coming in second place? There was no way Hawks was ever going to complete that stupid request. And Hawks thinks himself a loser now? After coming in second place for countless races?
Newsflash: Hawks has always been the loser.
“But, looks like that streak’s broken, Birdie,” Dabi says, the sunset setting his white hair aflame. “So, what now? You gonna try to cling to your former glory? Or are you gonna break free and let yourself go wild? Because personally, I wanna see the real Hawks. I wanna see the racer who puts his pride on the line just to pass the finish line first. I don’t want Hawks, the marketable figurine. I want Hawks, the rival.”
Needless to say, Dabi’s words have a real impact on Hawks and, after a season hiatus, the next time Dabi sees Hawks is at the Arima Kinen. But this time, Dabi’s not racing ‘Hawks’. He’s racing ‘Takami Keigo’.
And Dabi can’t help but smile as ‘Keigo’ crosses the finish line and wins his first G1, nay, his first race ever.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I know it’s stupid to say your own thoughts sometimes but like,
Alien Stage is just this gen’s version of Kagerou Project, right?
The dabihawks bacherlotte fic has updated
As someone who plays a lot of My Hero Ultra Rumble… Here’s an AU where Hawks and Dabi get stuck inside the game via some villain's quirk.
They're both forced to do 'fight to the death' matches against people that they know, hate, trust, and despise in a place where the 'safe area' is forever shrinking. Worse, these 'people' don't listen to them and will do whatever they can to take them out. And both Dabi and Hawks agree that getting taken out hurts like hell.
Eventually, they figure out that the other is not an NPC (after they KO'd each other over a dozen times) and begin to argue about whether or not they should KO the other NPCs or if they should hide (Hawks wants to avoid them because he's not taking out NPCs that look like UA students and Dabi just wants to burn as many Endeavors and heroes as he can before time runs out) but one day, they end up getting tired of fighting/running away from fighting and decide to... hang out as long as they can. It becomes a game to them: grab a bunch of green potions and try to outlive the pink circle of hell. It's morbid. But it's fun in a morbid way.
They explore the different maps, spend a long time in front of Hawks' childhood home, and take a dip in the PLF mansion's baths.
They're not exactly sure if they're in heaven, hell, or purgatory. But what Hawks and Dabi do agree on is that they both needed this in a weird way. A place where there are no consequences, no right or wrong, no moving forwards or backwards. A place where they can just be themselves for a little bit. A small world where they can be Keigo and Touya.
Yes, I have finished Metaphor ReFantazio. Yes, i loved the game so much. Yes I am now thinking about the Will and Strohl ship a lot. (Tbh, I’m thinking of a Will x Everyone except Heismey ship but I’ll explore that thought later.)
My pitch to the strowill community (i think that’s what they’re called) is just good old fashioned body swapping and the troubles that come with it. Will suddenly being too tall. Strohl wondering why the hell Will is so tiny. Will feeling his insides grounded and “heavy” in a good way. Strohl feeling lighter than air and his skin buzzing with magla. The different ways they get treated when walking around town. Will literally having to hold Strohl back so he won’t go kicking assholes in the face after they insulted “Will”.
Also due to magic stuff, when Will and Strohl swap bodies they’re respective emotions are somehow still connected to their original bodies. So Strohl feels Will’s calmness and introspectiveness and need to blend into the background while Will feels Strohl’s anger and his pride and his confidence when it comes to social situations.
But also, there’s a sense of confusion whenever the two look at each other because they are like “Wtf, why am I so attracted to myself?”
(Cue them holding hands in an attempt to switch back and becoming flustered at the action.)

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Having just learned that cats can be allergic to humans, I present a crack dabihawks AU where Hawks is allergic to people. Something about skin oils and sweat something something.
He has to take daily medication or his eyes will start watering and he’ll start coughing and he’ll break out into hives. Definitely not a good look for the number two hero.
Which makes it all the more embarrassing when he’s on a stakeout mission with Pro Hero Dabi and forgets his meds. It’s a full two days of Hawks sneezing and taking long showers and applying aloe vera to his sensitive skin. But on the third day, Hawks is surprised to find that his symptoms aren’t as bad and he can actually talk to Dabi without turning into a big sick mess.
Dabi meanwhile goes from teasing to touched to flustered after he 1.) sees Hawks looking like a hot mess, 2.) finds out that Hawks has built up a tolerance to him after being in an enclosed space together for 48+ hours and 3.) realizes he’s the only one who has seen Hawks looking like a hot mess AND that he’s the only one Hawks can talk to without breaking out into a rash.
Touya x Fem!Keigo (who is wearing a bikini)? More likely than you think!
Curious to learn more? Check out the Heat Signature Zine on bsky and twitter!!