Let's Do Normal

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

Ich hab 99 Probleme und keines davon ist ein Luftballon.

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

Area Man Who Has "Had Enough" Wakes Up Next Morning at 6:30 AM to Commute to Work Again