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I hope everyone is having a fucking day

I love expressing myself via spending money

I’m in debt as performance art 

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Great! How do I uninstall it?

“great! how do i uninstall it?” carries the same vibe as “thanks! i hate it” but more ACTIONABLE bc we gettin our shit together in 2k18

I feel like we should dedicate a day just in honor of Din Djarins beauty✋

How about on Tuesdays? It’s “Dienstag” in German and that’s close enough for me.

This is the way

do yall know that in dutch it literally is called ‘dinsdag’ ???

Me to my anxiety : can u like calm down these people don’t even think about you Depression : ever Me: that’s not what I meant

OC/canon and selfships are good y’all are just scared of having fun

“But it’s cringe” ok what if it is? What’re you gonna do about it? Call the cops? Are you some kind of cringe police? Huh? Suck my nuts. I have 30 bfs and gfs and I’m having fun while you sit in your sad little clown corner getting second-hand embarrassment from looking at people having a blast. Make a self-insert oc and maybe you’ll feel better

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FRAME WORTHY

That spider man poster is TOUGH!

That Bisexual Guardians Poster tho

*blows a kiss to outer space* for Din Djarin

*punches a fascist* for Pedro Pascal

you ever have a piece of bread that’s so good you understand the plot of les miserables?

opposite energy from tasting turkish delights for the first time and wondering wtf was edmund on

Edmund was on WWII sugar rationing.

fuck it. baby snoopy

boopy.....

This post!!! Bringing so much luck to you guys! You deserve it!

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

no way in hell am i passing this up

a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed… not gonna take this chance.

just for luck 😭