This kitchen is for dancing

a creature of habit

by cinnonyms

cover art by @shonafee

~5k

rating: E

It has been three weeks and two days since Graham died, one week and two days since Emma Swan was fired from the sheriff’s department, one week and one day since the fire, six days since the debate, and therefore also six days since Emma Swan was elected sheriff of Storybrooke.

A random Sunday that marked Regina’s biggest defeat in twenty-eight years.

Now it is Saturday – city council meeting day – and Regina is still seething.

She is also, and this is a problem, desperately horny. Because three weeks and two days without Graham translates to three weeks and three days without getting laid. Which may not sound like much, but twenty-eight years with Graham translates to twenty-eight years of getting that itch scratched at least weekly – and Regina is a creature of habit.

Her body: even more so.

Or, six weeks: an escalation of need.