Depths of a DVD-case

Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

pro tip, u do not have any banter about chip cards that your cashier hasn’t already heard just do not say anything about the chip to your poor cashier, if u even think about saying “it’s different everywhere you go!” theyll hope u die

don’t ever banter with a cashier. they want you to die as soon as you walk in

being on register is like playing a game where youve heard all the possible dialogue already and youre just smashing buttons so the dialogue goes away faster

WHAT

This shit is so interesting!

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

Adam Sandler and his friends have been replaced by Seth Rogen and his friends