"You're a monster.." "No...I am a visionary."

what makes it more adorable is he offered to call when he knew something was wrong

I also love how often the word bro was used

This is the proper way to be a bro.

# how to bro 101

I wanna explore! I want an adventure!! Even if it’s in my backyard..

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

i can’t believe this came back to me

Oh my Jesus on a boat @housemdonewithyou

this is art

Mother of posts

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON TUMBLR 

IT’S BACK 

Love this

This is awesome

Hahahahaha!

I will never not reblog this

This is too funny

UMMmmm…yeah…so there is this…lol! How could I not??? You should too!!!:P How could you not??? Just saying…;0

This is awesome

YOU’RE AN EVIL EVIL MAN IDRIS!

k but like, marry me.

Too funny

This is awesome

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

lets see if this works

pls Roger