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Mr. City

#mr city was my father please call me owl

this is the only context i’ll allow country music bc this video is possibly the gayest and most romantic one i’ve seen in my eighteen years on this earth

I love how the driver waves at all the people who are starting at her girlfriend doing this incredibly cute and gay thing.

why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player

this is genuinely the funniest thing i’ve ever seen i’m losing it

I’m SCREAMING this girl just asked if I’m doing anything this weekend bc we could hang out and this dude was like “I’M NOT DOING ANYTHING” and she said “sorry I have a family thing all weekend I can’t get out of :/” and turned back to me and proceeded to make plans with me in front of him this is the “*visibly texting* I don’t have a phone” meme on crack

This is lesbianism

my coworker just said “i have a phobia of gay people” so i said “there’s a word for that”. she said “but i’m not against it. i just have a phobia of them coming onto me” & i said “that’s homophobia baby!”

You’ll have to excuse me if I go distant. There are parts of myself that I am still trying to love and am not sure when I will accomplished that.

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

i swear to god if i ever hear someome IN REAL LIFE say “paper, scissors, rock” i will strike them dead without hesitation

I mean English isn’t my first language but it’s definitely rock, paper, scissors - it’s in that order even in Finnish, so um, what?

Guess German is special for saying “Scissors, Paper, Rock”. Also sometimes we just don’t say the names of the things and just mumble invented words that make no sense. “Schnick, Schnack, Schnuck”

The actual fuck are you talking about? Where I’m from in Germany we say “Scissors, Rock, Paper” which timeline is this

“Scissors, rock, paper” here too from Germany. Like even saying “Schere, Papier, Stein” twists my tongue.

It’s “Stein, Papier, Schere”. What backwater village are you folks from?

Es ist Schere Stein Papier aber man sagt Sching-Schang-Schong?!?!

Things are heating up in the… the… Umm…

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