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the spirit is not willing and the flesh it is not so into the idea either

The VLC in VLC media player stands for Vagina Labia Cervix

So no clit?

bitches always got something to say. make your own post.

how to save a life by the fray, wonderwall by oasis, creep by radiohead, viva la vida by coldplay, lazarus by porcupine tree, numb by linkin park and bittersweet symphony by the verve. None of them are the same genre but somehow. They are united by a mood. A movement. A phase of memory. You had to be there (middle school)

working a non food service job for the first time in over two years and now i Make Appointments. and the fun thing about Make Appointments jobs is if you dont like someones vibes you can say there are no more Appointments

its like if Sorry you were rude to me so now you get no hotdog! was REAL

i think people that deny others medical service should kill themselves

bro i work in a salon

sorry for not posting a pic of my actual job in the meme i made for tumblr . com i kind of assumed people would get the gist. i do appreciate you doubling down on the suicide baiting tho it shows strength of character

IT’S FOGGY OUT, YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

this passes the bechdel test

i was gonna say “but they don’t have names!” but they do. the blonde’s name is dumb thotticus and the brunette’s name is m-seq

strong contender for post of the decade