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trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

Guys can I be honest. I like you guys . You are my Frends. Yay Ok

you can experience life altering devastating emotion and then your cat will throw up next to you & look at you like does this help ?

they have to release me back into the wild but they can't because I imprinted on a mop

truly one of the most demoralising things about being in the job market atm is "only successful applicants will be notified" is practically a universal standard. so you spend hours, sometimes days filling out applications, writing CVs and cover letters only to be ghosted as the only form of communication. Not even a "thank you but this time you've been unsuccessful" email. You're in a constant state of "did I not get it or have they not contacted me?" and you just have to eventually conclude you were unsuccessful without so much as courtesy, "sorry, but thank you for your application." A literal thankless cycle for months and months and months. You'd think with all the ways to automate these processes they would at least have the time, means and decency to acknowledge your submission and let you off the hook, but no. You're just in limbo in every possible way in the name of "efficiency". Solidarity with everyone going through this because it is truly dehumanising and demoralising to work so hard on putting yourself forward constantly without acknowledgement or useful communication of any sort for long periods of time, and most ppl simply will not have any compassion for what that's like.

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Having dating apps is pointless. The love of your life is on Tumblr