this show made me gayer

every time you draw anthy with a prominent nose 50 years are added to your lifespan

i know that those miki/anthy/utena study sessions were annoying as fuck.. it warms my heart to imagine them. miki starts off trying to actually help utena and anthy learn prealgebra or geometry or whatever and utena is imagining edits of her playing basketball and anthy cheering her on (dead wife style) and anthy learned all of this like decades ago so is folding all of her homework into animal origami. but also miki is being like at least a little bit condescending about it && anthy already knows it and utena like generally understands it and doesnt need it broken down that much she just needs to practice it a little bit more. an endless supply of snails are slowly crawling out of anthys pencil case like a clown car and then utena leans wayy back in her chair and almost breaks her neck and then miki says well utena you aren't as graceful as miss himemiya but at least you aren't a whore like my sister and then utena says ok. eventually it devolves into miki having finished his homework already and he's doing like trig and precalculus and maybe calc 1 or 2 idk and then he just sits there and imagines anthy in place of kozue meanwhile anthy and utena are having a meaningless conversation and anthy drops an i only go to classes because that's what my spouse wants me to do and i am the rose bride. and utena responds you would skip school if i said it was fine (this is appealing to her(she is imagining hanging out with anthy all day instead of being in class)) and then she reconsiders and thinks well going to school is actually important so i shouldn't tell her to skip school. fortunately this moral dilemma is broken by anthy saying ill do your homework for you miss utena which is very appealing to utena because even though she's pretty good at math she is 13 and still doesn't really want to do it