She Is Dead

ok so its a pretty good story but you know what would make it better? a liar. a character who lies. maybe two.

No matter how many times I watch the intro to the umbrella academy I will always find humor in “He got seven of them.” I don’t know what it is but all of that mystery cut by that is so funny.

Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Now it's Turkish delight on a moonlit night Every gal in Constantinople Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople So if you've a date in Constantinople She'll be waiting in Istanbul Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way So, take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks Istanbul, Istanbul Istanbul, Istanbul Even old New York was once New Amsterdam Why they changed it I can't say People just liked it better that way Istanbul was Constantinople Now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople Been a long time gone, oh Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks So, take me back to Constantinople No, you can't go back to Constantinople Been a long time gone, Constantinople Why did Constantinople get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks Istanbul

I really like how for a second there, it looks like Reggie is lovingly watching his son sleep, but then Luther turns over and you see, oh no he's actually just performing a science experiment on his son. Ok got it