the literal only funny tags on this entire post
hello vonnie
trying on a metaphor
Cosimo Galluzzi

@theartofmadeline
KIROKAZE
todays bird
Monterey Bay Aquarium
Cosmic Funnies
Not today Justin
Today's Document
🪼
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
cherry valley forever

tannertan36
Stranger Things
$LAYYYTER
we're not kids anymore.

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@lesbianspaceprincess
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I do really love it when women write graphic and fucked up things. I feel like so often people react to fucked up fiction with “of course a disgusting man would write this 🙄” and it often carries an unspoken (honestly sometimes spoken) message of “a woman’s PURE and DELICATE and FEMININE mind could NEVER think of something this VILE”. Thank you women in fucked up fiction 🫡
Fucked up fiction by women you should 100% read:
okay this is a list of exclusively bangers, not even counting the fact that WE HEXED THE MOON is on here which obviously makes me feel joyous. but kushiel's dart fuckin RULES as did on sundays she picked flowers and patricia wants to cuddle. 10/10 no notes
Sailor Mars X Sailor Venus
I’m looking at my description on here like “it’s out of date should I change it” but you know what fuck it let’s keep it as a time capsule lol

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There are just so many characters that should've been women.
I haven’t accessed this blog in like 7 years but I saw a screenshot of my one viral post on Instagram and I was like “I wonder what’s up back on the ol lesbianspaceprincess tumblr” lmao
Man SURREAL
some nerd: hey you play on PC?
me: yeah
some nerd: lemme see your rig
me:
some nerd: holy shit
this is my new favorite post on the internet
Good Luck Getting Across This Shit With A Mach Bike Losers This Post Was Made By Acro Bike Gang
these are the days i remember why i love the internet hahaha
in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

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THIS IS SO UPSETTING
Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig
Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.
I’ll allow it.
I have but two words:
Are those a weapon or piece of armor?
Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like
Perfection.
@anotherspecter
I ride into battle on one of these
Animal Companions
Fresh combat
its like marine biology Jackass
i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”
To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.
He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause
He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.
This is like how two different scales of how painful various insect stings and bites are that was compiled by two different entomologists literally going around and getting themselves stung by most of Hymenoptera
(the second guy to do it, Christopher Starr, was doing it to refine the work of the first, Justin O. Schmidt, because he wanted to scale it 1-4 and also wanted bullet ants on the scale)
Clark Kent is not a coward, he just hates Superman. The reason he runs off every time disaster occurs is cause he knows Superman will be there soon and he can’t stand the guy.
Oh lord, the idea of a running gag of Clark having to come up with more and more elaborate reasons to hate the most beloved guy on Earth would be comedy gold.
“I loaned him thirty four bucks three weeks ago and he STILL hasn’t paid me back”
“I saw him littering once”
“He’s friends with an asshole like Batman!”
“We’re not friends anymore AND HE KNOWS WHY!”
Lex would love Clark Kent

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the line between not going out as an act of self-care and not going out as a symptom of depression is but a gossamer thread
what makes me angry is how a female character has like a list of 117 things she ought to fullfill in order to be liked by the fandom but with males it’s like.. here’s a bad attitude and a strong jawline you’re good to go