Give Finn A Solo Movie

There are just so many characters that should've been women.

some nerd: hey you play on PC?

Good Luck Getting Across This Shit With A Mach Bike Losers This Post Was Made By Acro Bike Gang

in case u wanna see samuel l jackson’s response

Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

I have but two words:

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

I ride into battle on one of these

To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.

This is like how two different scales of how painful various insect stings and bites are that was compiled by two different entomologists literally going around and getting themselves stung by most of Hymenoptera

Oh lord, the idea of a running gag of Clark having to come up with more and more elaborate reasons to hate the most beloved guy on Earth would be comedy gold.

I can’t believe this needs to be said, but the rich are not doing you a service by employing you. They require you. Everything they have is contingent on the fact that you work for them and do what they say. Without you, the rich have literally nothing. Workers have power over the entire economy.

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING