Give Finn A Solo Movie

It deeply saddens me that "pdf file" has become slang for pedo. Don't you dare disrespect my wife the beautiful portable document format ever again

and to the children in the notes saying we need this fucking baby talk to get around censorship online; there's been no credible evidence that any site other that YouTube (which will only demonetize your video, ftr) will actually censor or hide content that include words like rape, pedophile, gun, terrorist, etc. etc. and even if we take as a given they were (which, again, they are not), do not fucking comply in advance, you absolute fucking coward. and ESPECIALLY do not comply by altering your real life fucking vocabulary. don't let the technocrats dictate what words you say holy fucking shit dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

Additional reminder that this kind of self censorship makes it harder for people to block content they do not want to see.

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust me the homosexuality will follow

It’s always been my contention that Jaws was the first X-files.  You have cold open death, fish out of water lawman, scientist friend doing autopsies, corporate types trying to suppress investigation, final showdown with the monster.  X-files just never had a Quint. 

@crabussy you gotta see this

them smol <3

Oxford commas are awesome, and if you want to take them you can pry 'em from my cold, dead, and gnarled fingers.

do not seperate them

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vegetables aren't real everything is either a fruit, a root, a flower, a leaf, or a seed

monch monch monch <3