anne sexton’s bff

4 non blondes were right. I DO wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

my leg hairs are my friends

they should invent a future that is livable and comforting instead of so so scary all the time forever

the star bucks barista looking at your boyfriend in your passanger seat and saying aww so cute does he want a puppuccino

giving babies lobe piercings is so fucking lame. my infant son is getting an industrial

every social interaction i initiate feels like i’ve violated like 15 untold rules

Best thing about complimenting girls for their outfits is they Always have a little fun fact to tell you about it. "It has pockets!" "It was on sale!" "I've had this old thing for years!" Thank u for this small detail from your world :)