Sorry Baby x

They have the same hairstyle….

old man Arms perfec t size for ho\ld pelican!

the worst thing about those fancy pears is that you think “there’s no way a pear could be worth that much” but if you actually make the mistake of tasting one you will be forced to confront the fact that what you thought was pleasure is but a shadow of a shadow and there is a world out there more real than real that your senses have been waiting for, where the colors are richer and the water is wetter and sleep is refreshing. and you’re not invited.

Wtf is the point of the tutty fruitty flavor when it just tastes like bubble gum wich btw there is already a fucking bibble gum flavored jellie bellie for your information i think the giys making these must be kind of fuckinf stupid from time to time

Cockwarming that turns into slow cuddlefucking that turns into a deep creampie that turns into cockwarming that turns into slow cuddlefucking that turns into a deep creampie that turns into cockwarming

concept: clothing brand which advertises on its price tags both the retail price of the item and the amount paid to the person who sewed it

concept: labeling requirement

once these 15 million different stressful situations resolve themselves I’m gonna be so normal again. I can be normal and not exhausted

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

the sweetest girls in all of existence are made to think they're horrifying monsters, it's so fucked.

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

not to be dramatic but i miss everyone and wish everything was different

like okay great when does the ache finally go away